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Dane Cook
American
Comedian
Born:
Mar 18
,
1972
Always
Comedy
Just
Me
People
You
Related authors:
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Groucho Marx
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dane Cook
Day
You
People
Back
Wednesday
Fact
Refer
Just
Little
Fun
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook
Mother
Year
Everyone
Myspace
Story
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Dane Cook
Myself
Pilot
Shooting
Show
Based
Play
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Dane Cook
Home
School
Year
Kinda
Freak
Pretty
Until
Junior
Quiet
Junior Year
Shy
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
Funny
Better
Think
Always
Lot
Get
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane Cook
Great
Family
Humor
Just
Senses
Them
Regular
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
Dane Cook
People
Laugh
Characters
Fearless
Takes
Like
Make
Just
Afraid
Anything
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
Dane Cook
Natural
First
Energy
Top
Scene
Over
Over-The-Top
Go
Lot
Hit
Just
Anyway
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
Dane Cook
You
Awesome
Meet
Someone
Guy
He
Come
Genuine
Lot
Person
Often
Cool
Shows
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane Cook
People
Observer
Like
How
Am
Psychology
Act
Watch
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Dane Cook
Laugh
Out
Comics
Lot
Loud
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
Dane Cook
Dreams
Living
True
Coming
Were
Personal
While
Professional
Nightmare
I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.
Dane Cook
Anxiety
Panic
Attacks
Had
Self-Loathing
Up
Very
Grew
I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
Dane Cook
Work
Healthy
Focused
Staying
More
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
Dane Cook
Day
Challenges
Every Day
Every
Take
New
Ideas
New Challenges
Always
New Ideas
Want
When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.
Dane Cook
Good
Something
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
Dane Cook
Success
Time
Great
Me
You
Amazing
Haters
Parents
Saw
Out
Laughs
One Thing
Unbelievable
Glad
Had
Blast
Missed
Great Success
Know
Got
Passed
Came
Amazing Time
Lot
Hit
Just
Famous
After
Then
Really
Away
Nowhere
Thing
The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.
Dane Cook
Game
Men
Related
Inside
Something
Boy
Always
Loves
Little
Video
Video Game
Us
You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.
Dane Cook
You
Mind
Share
Gotta
Going
Your
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
Dane Cook
Life
Love
Time
Good
People
Job
My Life
Good Time
Stage
Know
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.
Dane Cook
Website
Love
Home
Creativity
Editing
Reading
Whatever
Stage
Dramas
Willing
Able
Give
Putting
Performance
Along
Comedies
Ready
Am
Office
May
Just
Being
Script
Then
Shot
Certainly
Now
Right
Set
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
Dane Cook
Love
Game
People
Comedy
Enjoy
Think
See
Guy
Taken
Get
Stand-Up Comedy
Who
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.
Dane Cook
Work
People
Try
About
More
Feel
Particular
Like
Well
Off
Very
Improvisational
List
Going
Where
Happening
Information
Region
Them
Might
Show
Moment
Keep
Set
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
Dane Cook
Work
You
Haters
Whatever
Savvy
Find
Some
Tenacious
Terms
How
Hire
Very
Get
Want
Mean
Them
I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
Dane Cook
Anxiety
Panic
Teenager
Phobias
Bit
Kid
Some
Outgoing
Silly
Fact
Attacks
Had
Because
Quite
Quite A Bit
In Fact
Really
Used
Moments
Suffered
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
Dane Cook
Love
God
Thought
No Love
Always
Got
Get
Psychology
Standup
Awful
Early
Career
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