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Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

American Comedian

Born: Feb 25, 1975

About Me Myself People Think You

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Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not. Chelsea Handler

World Jews Underdogs Obviously

I encourage interoffice romance. Chelsea Handler

Encourage Romance

That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort. Chelsea Handler

Relationship Struggle Takes Maintaining Lot Effort Personal Romantic Biggest

I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser. Chelsea Handler

You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents. Chelsea Handler

You Parents Become Think Like Opposite Either Your

MTV is known for their huge budget. Chelsea Handler

Budget Known Huge

I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian. Chelsea Handler

Russian Superstitious

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny. Chelsea Handler

Funny Like Speaking Publicly

I think you do need two terms as a president. Chelsea Handler

You Think President Terms Two Need

Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut. Chelsea Handler

Me Men Mouth Think Some Some Men Just Disgusted Should Shut

When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything. Chelsea Handler

You Guarded Interview Reveal Times Celebrities Anything Many

There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.' Chelsea Handler

Conversation Enter Never Like Importance Female Going Public Moment

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football. Chelsea Handler

Me Spending Summers Topless Kids Martha Brothers Football Pictures Always Up Shirt Six Grew Shorts Youngest Jean Vineyard Playing

You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness. Chelsea Handler

You Friendships Realness Based

Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com. Chelsea Handler

Sister Mormon Checks Even

There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler

You Say About Only Obviously Celebrity Much

My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them. Chelsea Handler

Unless Secure Develops Author Them Show Position

I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times. Chelsea Handler

Saying Conversation Waiting Remember Sister Several Tables Having Make Still Been End Times What If Just Rope

I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. Chelsea Handler

Try Everyone Possible Minorities Make Often Fun

I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she's really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. Chelsea Handler

Funny Best People Big Think Those See Something Like Self-Deprecating Comedian Comedians She Make Because Big Fan Fan Which Griffin Themselves Really Who Fun Actually

I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy. Chelsea Handler

News People Comedy Able Charlie Charlie Sheen Deliver Stuff Like Sheen Educate Surrounded Just Want Conjunction Serious

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