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Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
American Comedian
Born: Oct 22, 1967
Comedy Funny Me People World You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
On stage, I'm really, really tall. I'm five-foot-9, but on stage, I'm, like, six-foot-5. Carlos Mencia
Stage Like Tall Really
I grew up poor. The fact that I had to struggle to succeed, that wasn't a big deal to me. I'd struggled my whole life. Carlos Mencia
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I could always talk about being a Latino and having a Mexican mom and a Honduran dad and being from Honduras. That was always an easy go-to place. But on the other hand, it was a crutch. Carlos Mencia
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I know that if any other comedian came up to me questioning something I did or said, it would be literally settled in a heartbeat. I love comedy. I give to comedy. I don't take from comedy. Carlos Mencia
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Just because my name is Carlos Mencia, don't think my show is going to be about the difference between Mexicans and white people. Carlos Mencia
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I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11. Carlos Mencia
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The easiest thing to do is put someone in a file of somebody you already know. 'Hey, you remind me of Sam Kinison' or 'You remind me of Richard Pryor.' That's fine, because I know that's the process. Eventually, my own file will be created. Carlos Mencia
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I know I'm funny. Carlos Mencia
Funny Know
I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them. Carlos Mencia
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For me, it's always better to tell people the truth, because people can accept the truth. Carlos Mencia
Truth Me People Better Tell Accept Because Always
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I say, 'How can I be racist? Isn't racism exclusionary? If all of you are offended, that means I'm including every race in my jokes.' Carlos Mencia
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It's a pleasure to be doing a show for Comedy Central. Traditional networks would cast me as the head of a household with 16 children, which I find extremely offensive because there are 18 kids in my family. Carlos Mencia
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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. Carlos Mencia
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I choose to live in a positive world and a positive presence. Carlos Mencia
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I never want to forget that my job is to make people laugh. Carlos Mencia
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My ancestry is really weird, because my great grandfather was from the Cayman Islands, and then his father was from England. But I lose track at that point. Carlos Mencia
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My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things as they are because crying about it isn't going to change anything. Carlos Mencia
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If you don't like your job, then change it by getting some better skills. Until then, shut up and get my burger with a smile, like in the commercials. Carlos Mencia
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I always knew I was going to lose weight. Carlos Mencia
Lose Weight Knew Always Going
If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Carlos Mencia
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'America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.' It's one of those jokes that doesn't hit people right away, because it's so prevalent that we don't get it. Carlos Mencia
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Guys like Rogan literally want to ruin my career. That's unbelievably cruel and hurtful, and I never want to be that guy. Carlos Mencia
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The weight loss came about because a buddy of mine who was diagnosed with diabetes because of his obesity told me that I was fat. And I started laughing, and he was like, 'No seriously, you're fat.' And I said, 'Oh wow, really.' Carlos Mencia
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Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. Carlos Mencia
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One of the better moments in life is when you get your own car. Carlos Mencia
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I am an extremist. Carlos Mencia
Extremist Am
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