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Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

American Comedian

Born: Jul 27, 1957

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America loves to watch people growing and getting better. Bill Engvall

People Better America Getting Getting Better Loves Growing Watch

I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer. Bill Engvall

Best Good Dancer Never Said

I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania. Bill Engvall

You Think State Draw Would Pennsylvania Would-Be Texas Biggest

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. Bill Engvall

People Have Fun Stage Think Too Maybe Should Fun

Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. Bill Engvall

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes. Bill Engvall

Politics Religion Jokes Ethnic

As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside. Bill Engvall

Casino Wife Will Slow Down Local Those Wayside Says Out Gigs Indian Vegas Never Retire Go Continue Going Ohio Anymore Fully Play Las Vegas Start

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time. Bill Engvall

Time Nervous Long Long Time Gig About Been Really

It's fun being Bill Engvall. Bill Engvall

Being Bill Fun

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