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Zach Anner
Zach Anner
American Comedian
Born: Nov 17, 1984
Me People Sense Sense Of Humor Travel You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I've accepted that we've all got crap to deal with and problems that we're fighting not to be defined by. At the end of the day, we all want the same stuff: fulfillment, love, support, comfort, and a hot-air balloon with laser guns attached to it. The most important thing is that we appreciate the crazy ride we're on. Zach Anner
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Religion is something we don't talk about, and it is used by uneducated people as a weapon to divide us as opposed to connect with each other. Zach Anner
Religion People Other Weapon About Something Divide Talk Opposed Uneducated Us Used Connect Each
My best advice to anybody who has a child with a disability is to really find the tools for that person to thrive and find what their true passions are, because the rest will follow. Zach Anner
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Most people are really dedicated to doing good things. Zach Anner
Good People Good Things Most Doing Doing Good Really Dedicated Things
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got. Zach Anner
Work Me You Had Know Because Deal Always Got Biggest Cerebral
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things. Zach Anner
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My parents instilled in me a sense of self that I was more than just a diagnosis or a condition. Zach Anner
Me Parents Sense More Self Instilled Diagnosis Condition Than Just
I was basically the person at Disney World that was in charge of clearing the park when it was closed... I was the guy... telling them to 'get the hell out and have a magical day.' Zach Anner
Day World Closed Hell Out Telling Charge Magical Guy Park Clearing Person Get Them Disney Basically
When I get real excited, my muscles go into spasm, so they just shake. Zach Anner
Shake Excited Real Go Get Just Muscles
When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.' Zach Anner
Christmas Old Carol Tim Years Five Role Tiny
New Yorkers - the people are so honest. If you're sucking on stage, they'll let you know. Zach Anner
You People Stage New Know New Yorkers Sucking Honest
This country is pretty amazing. Zach Anner
Amazing Country Pretty
I think you can feel good about yourself at any size and any shape. Nobody should be made to feel inferior because they have a certain body type. Zach Anner
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It's ridiculous that we are in a place where we feel like we can classify and dismiss certain groups of people just because of the way they look, or we have these standards of health - like, cellulite is something you need to get rid of. No, it isn't. It's just a part of people's bodies. Zach Anner
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My family is weird in a very good way because I was always exposed to the arts. Zach Anner
Good Family Way Good Way Weird Because Always Very Arts Exposed
My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes. Zach Anner
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Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life. Zach Anner
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My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it. Zach Anner
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When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. Zach Anner
Money First Nice Bought First Thing Got Oprah The First Thing Really Toilet Electronic Seat Thing
I'm down for adventure and up for anything. Zach Anner
Down Adventure Up Anything
Humour allows people to exhale a little. Zach Anner
People Humour Little
Spontaneity is what travel is all about. Zach Anner
Travel About Spontaneity

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