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Zach Anner
American
Comedian
Born:
Nov 17
,
1984
Me
People
Sense
Sense Of Humor
Travel
You
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I've accepted that we've all got crap to deal with and problems that we're fighting not to be defined by. At the end of the day, we all want the same stuff: fulfillment, love, support, comfort, and a hot-air balloon with laser guns attached to it. The most important thing is that we appreciate the crazy ride we're on.
Zach Anner
Love
Day
Crazy
Ride
End Of The Day
Problems
Important
Fighting
Defined
Guns
Attached
Support
Stuff
Most
Most Important Thing
Comfort
Accepted
Deal
Got
Important Thing
Balloon
End
Same
Same Stuff
The Most Important
Want
Crap
Fulfillment
Thing
Laser
Appreciate
Religion is something we don't talk about, and it is used by uneducated people as a weapon to divide us as opposed to connect with each other.
Zach Anner
Religion
People
Other
Weapon
About
Something
Divide
Talk
Opposed
Uneducated
Us
Used
Connect
Each
My best advice to anybody who has a child with a disability is to really find the tools for that person to thrive and find what their true passions are, because the rest will follow.
Zach Anner
Best
Will
Rest
Thrive
Advice
Tools
Find
Follow
Disability
True
Because
Passions
Child
Person
Anybody
Really
Who
Most people are really dedicated to doing good things.
Zach Anner
Good
People
Good Things
Most
Doing
Doing Good
Really
Dedicated
Things
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got.
Zach Anner
Work
Me
You
Had
Know
Because
Deal
Always
Got
Biggest
Cerebral
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.
Zach Anner
Great
Family
Jokes
Sense Of Humor
Amazing
Videos
Humor
Sense
Because
Making
Doing
Childhood
Just
Things
My parents instilled in me a sense of self that I was more than just a diagnosis or a condition.
Zach Anner
Me
Parents
Sense
More
Self
Instilled
Diagnosis
Condition
Than
Just
I was basically the person at Disney World that was in charge of clearing the park when it was closed... I was the guy... telling them to 'get the hell out and have a magical day.'
Zach Anner
Day
World
Closed
Hell
Out
Telling
Charge
Magical
Guy
Park
Clearing
Person
Get
Them
Disney
Basically
When I get real excited, my muscles go into spasm, so they just shake.
Zach Anner
Shake
Excited
Real
Go
Get
Just
Muscles
When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'
Zach Anner
Christmas
Old
Carol
Tim
Years
Five
Role
Tiny
New Yorkers - the people are so honest. If you're sucking on stage, they'll let you know.
Zach Anner
You
People
Stage
New
Know
New Yorkers
Sucking
Honest
This country is pretty amazing.
Zach Anner
Amazing
Country
Pretty
I'm not saying 'I have cerebral palsy, pay attention to me.' We all have problems, and we have to figure out how to live our best life.
Zach Anner
Life
Saying
Best
Me
Problems
Pay
Pay Attention
Live
Our
Out
Attention
How
Cerebral
Figure
I think you can feel good about yourself at any size and any shape. Nobody should be made to feel inferior because they have a certain body type.
Zach Anner
Good
You
Feel Good
Yourself
Made
Think
Type
About
Shape
Feel
Nobody
Because
Inferior
Any
Size
Certain
Should
Body
It's ridiculous that we are in a place where we feel like we can classify and dismiss certain groups of people just because of the way they look, or we have these standards of health - like, cellulite is something you need to get rid of. No, it isn't. It's just a part of people's bodies.
Zach Anner
Health
You
People
Way
Something
Classify
Part
Feel
Like
Look
Because
Get
Just
Where
Just Because
Place
Bodies
Dismiss
Certain
Rid
Standards
Groups
Ridiculous
Need
My family is weird in a very good way because I was always exposed to the arts.
Zach Anner
Good
Family
Way
Good Way
Weird
Because
Always
Very
Arts
Exposed
My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.
Zach Anner
Christmas
Sometimes
Church
Easter
Only
Grandmother
Organist
Eve
Christmas Eve
Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.
Zach Anner
Life
Sense Of Humor
People
Humor
Sense
About
Through
Opens
Talk
Understand
How
Dialogue
Up
Normally
Get
Them
Who
Things
Starting
My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.
Zach Anner
Music
Great
Me
Respect
Church
Jazz
Harold
Those
Folks
Songwriters
She
Got
George
Years
Gershwin
Grandma
Organist
Jazz Music
Profound
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.
Zach Anner
Money
First
Nice
Bought
First Thing
Got
Oprah
The First Thing
Really
Toilet
Electronic
Seat
Thing
I'm down for adventure and up for anything.
Zach Anner
Down
Adventure
Up
Anything
Humour allows people to exhale a little.
Zach Anner
People
Humour
Little
Spontaneity is what travel is all about.
Zach Anner
Travel
About
Spontaneity
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