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Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff
Russian Comedian
Born: Jan 24, 1951
Believe Laughter Love Love Is People You
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key. Yakov Smirnoff
Love Love Is Key Laughter Treasure
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Love You Love Is Communication Strong Laughter Year Wears Reaction Chemical Line Falling Falling In Love Off Which Why Need
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Yakov Smirnoff
People Laughter Distance Between Shortest Shortest Distance Two Two People
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart. Yakov Smirnoff
Heart Kind Bittersweet Spirit Human Size Act Measured Human Spirit
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. Yakov Smirnoff
Waiting Crime Men Three Prison Year Other Seven Punishment Locked Locked Up Russia Years Up List Homosexuality
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. Yakov Smirnoff
Real Estate Real Estate Agent
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Love Laughter Believe Correlation Direct Between
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. Yakov Smirnoff
You Channel Channels Back Once TV Telling Propaganda Russia Only Had Officer Turn Two
People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice. Yakov Smirnoff
People Nice Totally Crowds Friendly Very
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Needs Laughter Met Other Person Being
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile. Yakov Smirnoff
Smile Think See American Soviets Want Grim Them
Never having alone time is real tough on people. Yakov Smirnoff
Alone Time People Tough Having Never Real
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Yakov Smirnoff
Big Paper Week Missed Advertise Said Sale Just Why Ad Last Rubbing
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds. Yakov Smirnoff
Women Men Men And Women Other Worlds Immigrants Women Are Each
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it. Yakov Smirnoff
Great You Important Say Broadway Something New York New York Places
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds. Yakov Smirnoff
Everybody Minds Topical Comedians Always Hitting Notes
There's depth in my comedy. Yakov Smirnoff
Comedy Depth
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. Yakov Smirnoff
Funny World Funny Guy Guy Contrasted Who Image
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own. Yakov Smirnoff
Environmental Problem Care Own Our About Environment Course Diapers American In-Laws Which Creates Use Disposable
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else. Yakov Smirnoff
Happy Be Nice Nice Else Typecast Would Would-Be Russian Someone Only Could Understandable Very Get Roles Where Movie

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