95 Toilet Quotes for You to Enjoy

In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. Doug Ford

Politics Day You Down One Day Like Up Next Toilet Seat

I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet. Dr. Dre

Myself Spending Hundreds Hundreds Of Thousands Thousands See Come Anything Toilet Ever

Rightly or wrongly, the Victorian considered that there were certain subjects which were not meet for inter-sexual discussion, just as they held that certain processes of the feminine toilet, like the powdering of the nose and the application of lipstick to the mouth, were (if done at all) better done in private. E. F. Benson

Better Mouth Meet Considered Rightly Like Wrongly Feminine Private Were Subjects Discussion Lipstick Done Just Nose Which Processes Victorian Held Certain Toilet Application

I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly. Eddi Reader

Guitarist Singing Build Living Bass Bass Player Out Telly Kitchen Couch Had Studio Drummer House Built Shelves Fish Tank Up Decided Room Toilet Basement Living Room Player

In our skulls, we carry around 3 pounds of slimy, wet, greyish tissue, corrugated like crumpled toilet paper. You wouldn't think, to look at the unappetizing lump, that it was some of the most powerful stuff in the known universe. Eliezer Yudkowsky

The toilet from time to time imparted to the boat the scent of a cholera hospital and could be flushed only when the U-boat was on the surface or at shallow depths, lest the undersea pressure blow material back into the vessel. Erik Larson

Time Pressure Scent Back Only Shallow Could Hospital Material Surface Vessel Blow From Time To Time Boat Depths Toilet Cholera Lest

There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would say you go out to buy toilet paper, and you come back, and something interesting or revealing or funny happened on the way. Evan Osnos

Life Funny Buy You Wife Back Way Paper Say Out Would Unpredictability Something Thrilling Come Underlying Revealing Go Happened China Interesting Toilet Toilet Paper Deep

I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Farrah Fawcett

You Somebody Sit Cocktail Dress Trip Lawn Could Days Because Go Going Plane Toilet Certainly Seat Shy Imagine

I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.' Flip Wilson

You Down Going Toilet Chain Career Pulling

The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I made it when I had a cold. I had the worst cold ever. And I had toilet-paper nostrils making music, but it was really reflective of how I felt. It was a really sad trumpet sound. Flying Lotus

Save the Children is also working to improve accommodation for refugee families living outside settlements. I met a family which had been living in a substandard building without windows, doors or a toilet. Gemma Chan

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. George Lindsey

You Saw Paper Tell Poor Toilet Toilet Paper Hard

I, made in England, felt excluded, miffed, resistant to the idea of even visiting India, a position of increasing absurdity as, one by one, backpacking friends returned from the place with the standard anecdotal combo of nirvanic epiphany and toilet horror. Glen Duncan

My goal is that after seeing 'Grand Canyon,' every person in the audience will go home knowing they have to conserve water: even something as simple as installing a low-flow toilet or showerhead, or turning off the faucet while they're brushing their teeth. Greg MacGillivray

Home Water Simple Will Every Conserve Teeth Faucet Seeing Something Brushing Installing Knowing Audience Go Go Home Goal Off Person After Grand Grand Canyon While Canyon Turning Toilet Even

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse. Howard Stern

Time You Build Every Every Time Worse Station Would Ratings Take Like Bowl Go Up Any Toilet Radio Radio Station

In captivity, one loses every way of acting over little details which satisfy the essentials of life. Everything has to be asked for: permission to go to the toilet, permission to ask a guard something, permission to talk to another hostage - to brush your teeth, use toilet paper, everything is a negotiation. Ingrid Betancourt

Life Every Guard Teeth Everything Way Paper Negotiation Details Something Brush Hostage Over Talk Another Permission Go Loses Essentials Which Little Ask Asked Acting Use Your Toilet Toilet Paper Captivity Satisfy

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet. Jairam Ramesh

Married House Get Get Married Where Toilet

Well, one of the myths early on that I think is one of the funnier things we've done is airline toilet seats. That one was about a large woman that sat down on a seat in an airline and flushed the toilet and got stuck on it. Jamie Hyneman

Woman Down Think Airline About Stuck Myths Well Got Done Toilet Large Sat Seat Seats Things Early Funnier

Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up. Jenna McCarthy

Once Thousand Joe Admit Husbands About Unquestionably Scattered Never Days House Leave Go Left Up Five Did Handsome Togetherness Toilet Ragged Now Seat Nearly Right

Most people in America want an easy read. I call it McFiction - books which pass right through you without you even digesting them. I don't mean a book that has two-syllable words. I mean chapters you can read in a toilet break. Happy endings. We are more of a TV culture. Jodi Picoult

You Happy Culture Book People Words Books Chapters TV Easy More Through Most Call Read Without Pass America Endings Want Break Which Mean Them Toilet Even Right

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. Joel Madden

Me Paper Thrown Like Getting Toilet Toilet Paper

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