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I'm not a person who has people tell me things in parking garages. Bill Dedman

Me People Tell Parking Person Who Things

Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. Bill Engvall

One thing I've always loved about the culture at Microsoft is there is nobody who is tougher on us, in terms of what we need to learn and do better, than the people in the company itself. You can walk down these halls, and they'll tell you, 'We need to do usability better, push this or that frontier.' Bill Gates

You Culture People Better Walk Down Tell One Thing About Tougher Push Nobody Terms Learn Halls Always Itself Than Microsoft Frontier Loved Us Who Company Thing Need

Anything I did with the WWE was not therapeutic by any stretch of the imagination. The reality is that nobody's going to tell you that, because they have an umbilical cord hooked to Vince McMahon. I, ladies and gentlemen, do not. Bill Goldberg

You Reality Imagination Hooked Tell Nobody Because Gentlemen WWE Did Any Going Ladies Anything McMahon Therapeutic Vince Mcmahon Cord Stretch

Sometimes you're working with somebody, and you can tell they're just waiting to say their line. Bill Hader

You Waiting Sometimes Somebody Say Tell Line Just Working

When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong. Bill Hader

Work You People Tell Wrong How Fix Right

We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there's a long, traditionally long, story to tell the audience every show. Today, we're doing it twice. Bill Irwin

Today Together Long Before Every Too Tell Run Constantly Long Story Audience Doing Lines Story Then Show Twice

Competition between men is a fuel that's useful to us. We have to be careful that it doesn't tell the same story over too many times, but it's amazing how durable that story is. Bill Irwin

Competition Amazing Men Too Tell Be Careful Between Over How Times Durable Same Same Story Story Fuel Us Useful Many Careful

Computers, like automobiles and airplanes, do only what people tell them to do. Bill James

People Airplane Tell Only Computers Like Automobiles Them

Well, to tell you the straight honest truth, it was like a Grateful Dead cover band. I didn't feel - and nothing against the guys - I didn't feel that they were opening up like they should. I'll tell you what, with guitar players, Steven has what I like in guitar players. Bill Kreutzmann

Truth You Grateful Guitar Band Nothing Honest Truth Tell Guitar Players Guys Feel Opening Like Dead Steven Well Cover Were Up Against Straight Should Grateful Dead Players Honest

That was the toughest thing I ever had to do: tell my son that his mum was gone. I was a bachelor living on the beach, but I had to pull it together very quick for my boy. Bill Medley

Together Son Gone Living Bachelor Tell Beach Toughest Had Boy His Quick Very Mum Ever Thing Pull

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke. Bill Nighy

I really believe in science. It is a faith. It is a reverence akin to religion. But as we always say, it's different from religion in that, as near as we can tell, it exists outside of us. It has an objective quality, the process of science. Bill Nye

Faith Religion Science Quality Believe Say Tell Objective Outside Always Reverence Exists Different Process Us Really Near

But if I really want to produce my own work and tell stories, then I will. Bill Sienkiewicz

Work Will Own Tell My Own Want Stories Produce Then Really

First impressions matter more in basketball than in any other sport, and they can be savored only in person. Players can't hide behind pads or helmets, so we can stare at them, evaluate every move they make: running, jumping, walking, even ogling the cheerleaders. We can see every ripple and tattoo. If they're lazy, we can tell. Bill Simmons

Ripple Hide Matter First Every Other Tell Running See More Only Lazy First Impressions Sport Make Cheerleaders Impressions Jumping Walking Than Person Any Tattoo Move Behind Them Pads Evaluate Even Stare Players Basketball

Any therapist will tell you that when you're ready, you will come out. To be outed means you weren't ready. Billie Jean King

You Will Out Tell Come Ready Were Any Means Therapist

We're not a political band. We don't want to tell people what to do or what to think. We just want to tell them to think. Billie Joe Armstrong

People Political Band Think Tell Just Want Them

I think what gets a poem going is an initiating line. Sometimes a first line will occur, and it goes nowhere; but other times - and this, I think, is a sense you develop - I can tell that the line wants to continue. If it does, I can feel a sense of momentum - the poem finds a reason for continuing. Billy Collins

You Sometimes Will First Sense Think Other Tell Finds Poem Develop Feel Does Occur Line Continue Continuing Times Goes Gets Going Wants Reason Momentum Nowhere

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? Billy Connolly

You Mother Tell Drink Never Head Empty Did Your

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly

My parents were really encouraging. But I had to teach them the proper way you respond to an actor after seeing a play - regardless of whether you like their performance you tell them how great they are because they have to go on again the next night. Billy Crudup

Great You Parents Way Respond Tell Seeing Proper Had Performance Like Because How Go Were Encouraging After Regardless Whether Again Them Really Next Teach Actor Play Night

I tell my son Corey that the greatest teacher is the teacher who says, 'Don't follow me; follow yourself. Because within you there is that kingdom, that life, that force.' Billy Dee Williams

Life Teacher Me You Son Yourself Corey Says Tell Follow Kingdom Force Because Within Greatest Who

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