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Bill Hader
American
Actor
Born:
Jun 7
,
1978
Comedy
Good
Me
People
Time
You
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I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.
Bill Hader
Voice
Like
Look
How
Sound
Anything
For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'
Bill Hader
Crazy
Wife
Our
Ate
See
Anniversary
Like
Venice
Up
Godzilla
Then
Us
Keep
I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a sorority had rented out a theater to watch 'Titanic,' and they were being really rude to me while they were waiting for the movie. So as I tore their tickets, I told them the end of the movie.
Bill Hader
Me
Waiting
Rude
College
Community
Out
Fired
Had
Arizona
Tickets
Because
Got
Were
End
Being
Movie
Titanic
Theater
While
Movie Theater
Them
Worked
Really
Community College
Watch
Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my iPod - the Pixies, Wagner, Richard and Linda Thompson, even books on tape. Just not self-help ones.
Bill Hader
Thompson
Books
Though
Run
Songs
Bounce
Like
Look
Self-Help
Around
Linda
Wagner
iPod
Tape
Just
Pixies
Richard
Even
Treadmill
I was never that good on stage with live improv. I was much better on film or writing something and then thinking about it. I was too in my head when I was on stage.
Bill Hader
Good
Writing
Better
Stage
Live
Thinking
Too
About
Something
Never
Head
Improv
Then
Much
Film
'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.
Bill Hader
Alone
You
Tough
Single
Living
Married
See
Pretty
Because
Spouse
SNL
Then
Really
Your
Hard
Living Alone
When you're performing, you're playing to the back row. With acting, you have to be more nuanced.
Bill Hader
You
Back
More
Performing
Acting
Row
Playing
I was a production assistant in the post department on 'The Surreal Life.' And it's been reported before that I was an assistant editor on 'The Surreal Life.' That is not true.
Bill Hader
Life
Post
Before
True
Editor
Been
Surreal
Reported
Department
Production
Assistant
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall on my face. Things worked out when I tried to make it about what I was feeling at that moment and what I was into in that moment of my life.
Bill Hader
Life
Time
Try
Face
My Life
Feeling
Fall
Live
Think
Out
Would
Tried
About
Make
Learned
Always
Any
Worked
Moment
Saturday
Thing
Saturday Night
Things
Saturday Night Live
Night
I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I wanted to be like Paul Thomas Anderson or Wes Anderson, but I wasn't going to a lot of comedy.
Bill Hader
Director
Comedy
Think
Thomas
Out
Anderson
About
Like
Doing
Lot
Going
Moved
Wanted
Paul
Acting
Even
Filmmaker
In Tulsa, it was sports or nothing.
Bill Hader
Sports
Nothing
I would say it wasn't until my fourth season on 'SNL' where people or my agent was saying, 'You're an actor.' I never thought of it that way.
Bill Hader
Saying
You
People
Thought
Way
Say
Would
Never
Until
SNL
Where
Agent
Season
Actor
Fourth
When 'MacGruber' came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it.
Bill Hader
People
First
Out
David
First People
Came
Who
Publicly
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
Bill Hader
Funny
Man
Women
Some
SNL
Really
Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there.
Bill Hader
Great
Vegas
Had
New
New Mexico
Lot
Mexico
Movies
Shot
Las Vegas
The whole thing with animated movies is that it's very hard to get out of your head because it's very moving through each line systematically.
Bill Hader
Systematically
Out
Through
Animated
Head
Because
Line
Very
Get
Movies
Moving
Your
Hard
Whole
Each
Thing
I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly because we didn't have any money.
Bill Hader
Money
Ugly
Group
Pretty
Stuff
Like
Because
Were
Any
Sketch
Playing
When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they were acting like that person. They weren't like - it wasn't even like they were really trying to go for a laugh, especially in Phil Hartman's case.
Bill Hader
You
Saw
Laugh
Case
Something
Jon
Like
Real
Doing
Go
Were
Person
Trying
Really
Acting
Even
Phil
I've never met Charlie Sheen.
Bill Hader
Met
Charlie
Charlie Sheen
Never
Sheen
Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.
Bill Hader
Spider-Man
Wrote
Comic
There's a movie called 'Pod People' that has a weird little anteater alien. That was a good alien.
Bill Hader
Good
People
Alien
Weird
Movie
Little
Before you get to 'SNL,' you have your own sensibility. And when you get to 'SNL,' it's the show's sensibility.
Bill Hader
You
Before
Own
SNL
Get
Sensibility
Your
Show
Sometimes you're working with somebody, and you can tell they're just waiting to say their line.
Bill Hader
You
Waiting
Sometimes
Somebody
Say
Tell
Line
Just
Working
My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.
Bill Hader
Life
Family
My Life
Back
Out
Since
New
Mostly
Because
Go
York
Moved
New York
Different
Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.
Bill Hader
Gum
Always
Chewing
Chewing Gum
Jason
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!'
Bill Hader
Funny
Me
You
People
Remember
Thought
Assume
Minutes
Ten
Only
Ten Minutes
Part
Like
Always
Were
Lot
Than
Movie
Bigger
Actually
Starred
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