633 Joke Quotes for You to Enjoy

There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively. Chelsea Handler

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I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. Chelsea Handler

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When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was seeing and what it was to shoot comedy. He told me that a lot of times with comedy, it's not just about getting the joke, but getting a reaction to the joke. That's the laugh - it's somebody's else's reaction to the joke. Cheryl Hines

I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline. Chris Cubas

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I joke that every time I'm in the playoffs, it feels like I'm in the Super Bowl. Chris Long

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U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next. Christiane Amanpour

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There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit. Christina Romer

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. Christopher Guest

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I need your help. I am injured, near death, and too weak to hike out of here. I am all alone. This is no joke. In the name of God, please remain to save me. I am out collecting berries close by and shall return this evening. Thank you, Chris McCandless. Christopher McCandless

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Someone said Anderson Silva and GSP would be a $12 million fight. I told people that for $12 million, I'd fight them both right now. At the same time. People took that as 'He's going to fight again.' It was a joke. But if you came up with $12 million, yeah, of course I will fight again. Chuck Liddell

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It's a very young mistake to assume that life is very serious. I get the joke now. Claire Danes

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My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies. Clive Cussler

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Ben Askren is a joke. The guy has no skills. Colby Covington

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Ricardo Liborio is a joke. Colby Covington

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I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also a possibility to escape that darkness. So, for me, humor is an attempt to capture everyday tragedy and everyday hopeful moments that we experience all of the time. Colson Whitehead

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I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff with Windex while my friends are over, but then I found myself actually doing that the other day. It's horrible. Courteney Cox

I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job. Craig Benson

I somewhat joke that I know an awful lot because I learn from my mistakes. I just make a lot of mistakes. It's OK to fail in science just as long as you have the successes to go with the failures. Craig Venter

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