634 Joke Quotes for You to Enjoy

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. Ryan Reynolds

Love Me Joke Give Give Me Takes Doing Versions Any Six

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it. Ryan Seacrest

Me Mind Joke Enjoy Bother Quite Being Really Butt

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke. Ryan Trecartin

Joke Inside Over Am Existing

Pellegrini gave me back the joy of playing football. He is like Arsene Wenger: someone who likes to joke, someone who likes to talk and take an interest in your life. Samir Nasri

Life Me Joy Joke Gave Back Someone Take Football He Like Talk Likes Interest Your Who Playing

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way. Sammy Hagar

Sad Better Made Joke Nothing Changed Cares Way Out Kind Would Would-Be Be Different About David Bottle He Doing His Jack Than Going Different Then Used

I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. Samuel Larsen

Joke Type Everyone Tell Up Person Who Thinks

There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. Samuel Schmid

Joke About Never True Island Surrounded Being Land Switzerland

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. Sandra Bullock

Me Joke Easy

Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Man Joke Become Nice Every Once Bit Tells Something Buffy Because Different While Little Little Bit Straight Straight Man Really

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life. Sarah Silverman

Life Comedy Old Random My Life Joke Back Exactly Exactly What Journal Know Look Same Going Notebooks Filled

Just like a comedian has a certain joke or a jazz musician has a riff that they know will get the crowd, a tap dancer always has a step. Savion Glover

Will Joke Jazz Dancer Musician Crowd Step Like Comedian Know Always Tap Get Just Certain Jazz Musician Riff

I tell you a joke to have you listen to me, and then maybe I will tell you another joke that we can laugh together and feel equal. And then I will tell you a story hopefully that will make you cry. So I think that's the way that I approach the columns, as a surviving tool in a way. Sayed Kashua

I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke. Scott Rogowsky

People Sometimes Joke Twitter Kick Out Make Get

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny. Sean Spicer

Funny Good You Joke Think Some Like Know

I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it's not hurting anyone's feelings, I'm in on the joke. Selma Blair

Will Joke Feelings Tell Hurting Someone Something Almost Almost Anything Real Nasty Sake Shocking Being Anyone Anything Story Help Belief

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!' Seth MacFarlane

Time Me Remember Mother Joke Whoa Too At Least One One Time Something Could Like Make Least Offensive Where Actually

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. Seth Meyers

Saying Will Joke Assumed President Has-Been Run Running He Since Been Surprising Trump Donald Donald Trump Just Which Republican

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke. Shawn Wayans

You Culture Joke Everybody Knows Up Pop Pop Culture Keep

In my first story, 'Mr. Mysterious & Company'... I was asked to take out some of the humor because editors were afraid reviewers would dismiss the book as a joke. Today, humor is enjoyed and no longer regarded as literary brummagem. Sid Fleischman

Today Book Humor Joke First Out Would Some Mysterious Take Longer Because Editors Were Reviewers Afraid Literary Regarded Story Asked Dismiss Company Enjoyed

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