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Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers
American Comedian
Born: Dec 28, 1973
About Me People Think Time You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about. Seth Meyers
Nothing Nice Thinking Everybody About Something More Than Room Helpful Elephant
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. Seth Meyers
Funny You Past Other Once Like Qualities Get Handy Average Below
It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. Seth Meyers
Me Crazy Sit Drives Weird Comedian Still Being
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. Seth Meyers
Time First Television About Couch Had Most First Time Were Disposable Income Things Cared Two
People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces. Seth Meyers
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Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. Seth Meyers
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It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try. Seth Meyers
Try Inside Brain Trump Very Get Donald Want Hard
I'm not a tortured soul. Seth Meyers
Soul Tortured
I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living. Seth Meyers
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People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly. Seth Meyers
Me People Say Would Silly Know Who Core
The hands are the feet of the arms. Seth Meyers
Feet Arms Hands
I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste. Seth Meyers
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I was very much aiming to go into movies eventually, like a lot of 'SNL' people. But, soon after I arrived, all these really good actors started, like Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg, and I thought, 'If I were casting a movie, I would put all of them in it over me.' Seth Meyers
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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. Seth Meyers
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My parents introduced me to 'SNL,' Monty Python, and Richard Pryor probably way earlier than they had any right to. Seth Meyers
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I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind. Seth Meyers
Man Wind Throw Caution Bold
I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy. Seth Meyers
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I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.' Seth Meyers
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Politicians don't say no to cameras very often. Seth Meyers
Politicians Say Cameras Very Often
My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone. Seth Meyers
Gone Through Days Come SNL Working Night

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