92 Ham Quotes for You to Enjoy

I don't like apartments - the idea of other people living, copulating and defecating above me - they make me feel as trapped as a slice of ham in a sandwich. When I was a student in Paris, I always rented attics right at the top of buildings, and as soon as I was making enough money, I bought houses. Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

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I was a huge ham in school in Atlanta. Hannah Storm

School Atlanta Ham Huge

I see it every week - parents shouting and screaming at kids. My dad was the same. He was always there, but he never interfered. Ron Greenwood, who was the manager of West Ham when I was a kid, wouldn't allow any parent to shout from the touchline. He thought players should be allowed to think for themselves. Harry Redknapp

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The days when the words 'Hollywood actor' framed Ronald Reagan like bunny fingers as an ID tag and an implied insult seem far-off and quaint: nearly everybody in politics - candidate, consultant, pundit, and Tea Party crowd extra alike - is an actor now, a shameless ham in a hoked-up reality series that never stops. James Wolcott

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I was raised by a dad who has a fantastic sense of humor who raised me on 'The Muppet Show,' Steve Martin movies, and Woody Allen's standup, and he really encouraged me to ham it up from an early age. Janet Varney

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It was the case that I wanted to go. Not because I don't like West Ham, but because I need to have minutes on the pitch. Javier Hernandez

Minutes Case Like Because Ham Go West Pitch Wanted Need

When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion. Jean-Claude Van Damme

Life Think More Delusion Stuff Ham Famous Movie Wanted Movie Star Really Full Who Cool Star Searching

I didn't know who she was, but I knew she was hungry, so I started handing out $100 bills and called the office and told them to bring me a bunch more. Then I had my cousin's store deliver a bunch of smoked ham and turkeys. I mean, these people are hungry and living under a bridge. Joe Jamail

Me People Turkeys Living Hungry Out More Deliver Had Knew Know She Smoked Ham Cousin Handing Bunch Office Store Mean Them Then Who Bills Bridge Bring Started

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. Joel Salatin

Great Bacon Ministry Pig Ham Just Us Chops Pork

The whole London football scene is now financially more powerful and ambitious than ever before. That reflects the city's economic might and its multiculturalism. Now West Ham have a new , and Spurs and Chelsea will follow. And the London clubs have widened their areas of support. John Motson

Will Before Financially City Follow London More Scene Economic Area Football Support Powerful New Chelsea Ham West Spurs Ambitious Reflects Than Clubs Might Multiculturalism Whole Now Ever

Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts. Kate Christensen

Christmas Sometimes Country Easter Feast Baked Ham Whole Served

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity. Kristen Johnston

Become Voted Ham Celebrity Biggest

The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. Kyle MacLachlan

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There are artists or filmmakers or cinematographers who have had long careers who, maybe to reinvent themselves or just to stay in a secure place, layer it on or ham it up, if I can use that expression, or make grand choices that don't feel as authentic as what they did to make us fall in love with them in the first place. Laura Dern

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