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If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you! Valerie Bertinelli

You People Say Like Sudden Sudden People Fat

I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway. Victoria Moran

I am going to confront the old-fashioned negative thinking which says that all government needs to do to generate growth is cut worker and environmental protections, cut taxes on the rich and stroke 'fat cats' until they purr with pleasure. I'm completely repudiating the idea that government has to get out of the way. Vince Cable

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Though designed as a mere convenience, clothing sizes establish an unintended norm, an ideal from which deviations seem like flaws. There's nothing like a trip to the dressing room to convince a woman - fat, thin, or in between - that she's a freak. Virginia Postrel

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I remember on the 'Midnight Special' seeing a video with Meat Loaf. I think it was the 'Bat Out Of Hell' video. It was like this raging huge fat guy, and he's really sexual, and he's really sweaty, and it's really kind of sexy. Like, a fat guy can get the chick. I still am a big fan of 'Bat Out Of Hell.' W. Earl Brown

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones. Walt Whitman

Own Find My Own Sticks Than Sweeter Fat Bones

Size matters in fiction, but so does lack of size. Everything else being equal, fat novels tend to be perceived as serious, very thin ones as more honest, more real. Writers address these age-old expectations by filling their big books with philosophy and cramming their little ones with feeling. Walter Kirn

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No one wants to work for what they have, to achieve a goal. No one wants to step outside of the house and go for a long run and sweat. Everybody wants to run inside the house, the treadmill. They want to trim up a little excess body fat, but they don't want to diet and train. Go straight to the lipo and whatever else they do. The easy way out. Yoel Romero

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Man, it's hard to beat having gotten to play Superman. But where do you go from there? Aren't careers supposed to culminate in a role like that? And because I'm a big fat geek, as long as there's stuff I'm excited about - and isn't that really the definition of geek? - there'll always be roles I'd love to play. Yuri Lowenthal

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My body fat at 173 is five percent, so the rest is just straight water that I lose. Jorge Masvidal

Water Rest Lose Percent Five Just Straight Body Body Fat Fat

I have met people in the street who say, 'You look like Karren Brady, but she is fat.' But I don't care. I am happy with the way I look; it's not something that drives me mad. Karren Brady

My diet consists of low carbs, zero sugar, zero fat, zero dairy product, lots of fish, chicken, red meat, protein shake and lots of vegetables like spinach and mushrooms. Prateik Babbar

In 2010, Strikeforce came to Houston, and DC was something like 5-0 or 6-0, and I'd seen him at the expo. I seen him walking around and I seen he had a pink cast on his hand, and I was like, this guy is way too fat... because he looked shorter and fatter. Because back then I was slim, I was like 235. So, I was like, man, I could take this guy. Derrick Lewis

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Like when I fought Akebono - six foot eight, 490 pounds. Before the fight, everyone's like 'Man, you're crazy. You're out of your mind. How are you going to fight a guy that big, there's no way you can take him down. You cannot punch him out. You're out of your mind.' After the fight, everybody was like 'Oh come on, he's big and fat.' Really? Royce Gracie

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It was kind of like, ‘Who's gonna wanna watch a show about four fat dudes in a pawnshop?' Corey Harrison

Kind About Like Dudes Wanna Gonna Show Four Watch Fat

I have an excellent body, not an extra gram of fat. A washboard stomach. Alexander Ovechkin

Extra Excellent Stomach Body Fat

Enzymes catalyze all the reactions of life. They're what allow you to extract materials and energy from your environment and turn that into muscle and tissue and fat. That's all done by enzymes. They're pretty remarkable chemists - they're even better than Caltech chemists. Frances Arnold

Life You Better Energy Extract Pretty Remarkable Allow Environment Reactions Materials Than Done Tissue Turn Your Even Fat Muscle

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii. Robert Kiyosaki

Myself Consider Kid Hawaii Still Little Fat

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