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Todd Barry

Todd Barry

American Comedian

Born: Mar 26, 1964

Comedy Go Had Me People You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. Todd Barry

Experience Too Type Classy Am Up Celebrity Personal Personal Experience Bring

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. Todd Barry

Culture About Know Pirate Pirates Much Really

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. Todd Barry

Joy Laugh Some Make Audience Goal Them Really Bring

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. Todd Barry

Myself Comedy Year Booked Would About About A Year Had Road Over New Least Did York Moved New York Again Then Basically

I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. Todd Barry

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. Todd Barry

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. Todd Barry

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. Todd Barry

Sometimes Out Write Beforehand Used Things

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. Todd Barry

Thought Nervous Would Would-Be Started

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. Todd Barry

Funny People Comedy Try Some People Musical Ways Those Characters Would Some Variety Call Sort Doing Just Being Different Being Funny Sketch Straight Act Show Standup Different Ways Things

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. Todd Barry

Email Out Posters Rather Mass Over Send Hang Place Then

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. Todd Barry

Party Nuts Brothers Someone Tend Puts Go Tape Blues Blues Brothers

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. Todd Barry

Me You Comedy Seen Cross Variety Features David Jon Since Well Tastes Show Acts Seasons Wide Wide Variety Started

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. Todd Barry

You Better Beginning Think Always Than In The Beginning

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. Todd Barry

I loved Australia. I was very successful there. Todd Barry

Australia Very Loved Successful

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. Todd Barry

People Say Astronauts Know Comedians Lot Any Want Who

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