Steve Irwin - You know, you can touch a stick ...

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

Steve Irwin

Australian Scientist

Born: Feb 22, 1962

Died: Sep 4, 2006

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