Sinbad Quotes

Sinbad

American Comedian

Born: Nov 18, 1956

Comedy Man Me People Think You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight. Sinbad

You Fight Obama Name Like Supposed Got Barack Barack Obama

We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.' Sinbad

You Too Much Job Year Too Way About Bought Stuff Know House Talking Got Making Happened Ask Much Payment Million

I didn't buy Bentleys. I didn't live large. I invested in me. I invested in a lot of other people. Sinbad

Buy Me People Live Other Invested Lot Large

There's no one defining moment that kills you or makes you. Sinbad

You Defining Defining Moment No-One Makes Moment

People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to me. Sinbad

Me People Comedy Think Drama Comedians Comics Opposed Same

Hollywood's not a progressive place. Everyone likes to think that Hollywood is hip, but it's not hip at all. Sinbad

Think Progressive Everyone Likes Hip Place Hollywood

You can be too pretty for comedy - man or woman. Sinbad

You Man Woman Comedy Too Pretty

I'd say a lot of black comics were forced to do the black comedy circuit. I'd go into black comedy clubs and see what they're going through, which is different because they're almost made to be in another world. Sinbad

What holds you back in comedy is fear. Sinbad

You Fear Comedy Back Holds

There is two different Donald Trumps. There is the Donald Trump of the '90s... Now you've got this other one. The post-dementia Donald Trump who just loves picking fights because, I think, he's a lonely man. Sinbad

You Man Lonely Think Other He Picking Because Got Trump Donald Donald Trump Just Different Loves Fights Who Now Two

I respect anyone who could take a stagecoach ride from the East Coast to the West. You had to be a very special kind of person to survive that because it's the most uncomfortable ride in the world. Sinbad

I judged entertainers who worked county fairs at age 55 because they had to. Now I get it. Sinbad

Age Entertainers Had County Judged Because Get Worked Who Now

I don't believe in diets. I don't believe any diet ever works. Sinbad

Believe Any Diet Diets Works Ever

I'm just a '70s freak. Sinbad

Freak Just

I just want to make people laugh. Sinbad

People Laugh Make Just Want

I'm a tech-head. I've been a tech-head since '84, man. Sinbad

Man Since Been

I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, 'Man, I'm going to hang in there, I'm going to pay these bills.' So you owe a million dollars. 'I can pay that.' OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. 'But I didn't do nothin'!' Sinbad

You Man Money Pride Black Half Pay Thinking Spent OK Out Fines More Wipe Never Fees Said Came Dollars Owe Get Hang Going Hang In There Movie Nothin Bills Now Million Million Dollars Kept Two

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead. Sinbad

Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want. Sinbad

Take my gay-hairdresser routine. You'll let your hairdresser say things to you that you wouldn't let your parents say. My hairdresser will say the funniest things, so I asked him if I could put him in my routine - you know, make fun of him in a good way. He said, 'Oh, mention my name, mention my name!' Sinbad

Good You Will Parents Way Say Mention Could Take Good Way He Put Hairdresser Name Know Make Him Said Oh Asked If I Could Your Fun Routine Things Funniest

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