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Sebastian Maniscalco

American Comedian

Born: Jul 8, 1973

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it. Sebastian Maniscalco

Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world. Sebastian Maniscalco

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I give a facial expression in a moment of silence for audiences to react to what I just said and kind of let that marinate with the audience for a little bit. I enjoy the physical part of the comedy as much as the verbal content. People tend to gravitate to not only what they're hearing but also what they're seeing. Sebastian Maniscalco

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Food is kind of the conduit that brings people together. Sebastian Maniscalco

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The business of being told to earn a dollar, that no one is going to give you anything - that was kind of my mantra throughout my childhood, and now it's in my adult life. I find that people really tend to relate to the immigrant father, whether he be Italian, Greek, Spanish or whatever. Sebastian Maniscalco

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I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very diverse group of people. There are a lot of different people in the audience, and you can kind of get a barometer for how your material plays throughout the country. Sebastian Maniscalco

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I'm like, 'Wow, I guess a lot of people didn't have this type of upbringing'... that old world technique of, you know, nothing's given to you, you've gotta work for everything you've done... It's just different from what I'm seeing today. Sebastian Maniscalco

That's how my family bonded - eating and telling stories. Sebastian Maniscalco

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People come to a show, then they go back to their neighborhood, and it has become like word-of-mouth. Everybody loves to turn somebody on to something. It kind of just snowballed. Sebastian Maniscalco

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I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities. Sebastian Maniscalco

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I grew up in an immigrant household with an Italian father who came to the U.S. when he was 15. Sebastian Maniscalco

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