53 Pete Holmes Quotes for You to Enjoy

Pete Holmes

American Comedian

Born: Mar 30, 1979

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As soon as I heard the term 'comedy nerd,' I'd hoped there was a lot of them. Pete Holmes

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I always wanted to do something about what it's like to get divorced, especially when it's a young marriage to start with. Pete Holmes

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When I got divorced, the first people I called were Nick Kroll and John Mulaney and T. J. Miller - all the pals. Pete Holmes

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I remember talking to comedian Jimmy Pardo about his experience waiting to hear about his own pilot, and we both agreed on one thing: When you can't control your showbiz fate, you can at least control the amount of ice cream you're eating. And if you're like us, it was a lot. Pete Holmes

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I look at my faith like a room, and there was all of this furniture in there, but I had inherited most of the furniture. Then, when I got divorced, I took everything out just to see how I was going to refurnish the room, and that was a very essential step in my life. It was great. Pete Holmes

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Every human being can relate to wanting their thoughts and their feelings to be accepted and rewarded and validated. So in that way, a stand-up is similar to almost any profession. It's very simply just someone who wants to be heard and live authentically and express themselves. Pete Holmes

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