Pete Holmes Quotes

Pete Holmes
American Comedian
Born: Mar 30, 1979
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I'm down with Jesus, sweet Jeez, sweet baby Jeez. Pete Holmes
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Audiences sometimes emit these weird frequencies that make you think you've weirded them out. Pete Holmes
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Joy is in learning to say yes to what is and to surrender into flow with what is, even when it's what you don't want. Pete Holmes
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I disagree with the idea that everything happens for a reason. Pete Holmes
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In real life, T. J. Miller is one of my best friends, and I'll maybe see him for two or three days in a row, and then I won't see him for four months. That's just how our lives are. Pete Holmes
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The beautiful thing about stand-up advice is that it applies to anybody, any gender, any race, any age. The best thing you can do - everybody will tell you - is get on stage as much as you can. I would add to that: get on stage as much as you can - with the people you admire. Pete Holmes
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Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith. Pete Holmes
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I'm super happy to say that it's not that hard to write bad stand-up. I guess the trick is to write bad stand-up that sounds like you're trying to be good. Pete Holmes
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So we have the story of who we are. I'm a man, and I'm a comedian, and I'm a tall man. I have big teeth and all these things, and I like the first two Batman movies, and I don't drink coffee, or whatever it is. Pete Holmes
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I needed to let go of the idea of a God who was mad at me for feeling how I was feeling. Now, I bask in an understanding of the divine that delights in truth and the complexities of the human experience - even when it's not very 'clean.' Pete Holmes
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We can give space to someone's depression. We can love them; we can honor - we can just eat some noodles, we can watch some movies, whatever it is. We can just sit and not talk. That's real stuff. It's a real - I don't know if you call it a disorder, a disease, but it's happening, and we don't need to coach people through with ideologies. Pete Holmes
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We'd all like to increase pleasure and minimize pain, but the truth is, suffering, even collective suffering that we're going through, is often the earmark that some real change is happening. Pete Holmes
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Religion often is very embarrassing, and I totally get it. So I am sort of sometimes burdened with the fact that I love talking about it with anybody. Not just religious people. Pete Holmes
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A stand-up act is almost like a pool. You know what I mean? It's like a pool, and you're always skimming little leaves out of it, messing with the chlorine level, putting up umbrellas. You're trying to make one little stagnant body of water perfect. Whereas a late-night show is like a river, always moving forward. Pete Holmes
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What I don't think I knew when I was young was that 'losing your faith' is actually part of the plan for a lot of people - that it's actually maybe the most beautiful and graceful thing that can happen. The mystery of God can handle all of it. It can handle all of your thoughts, all of your doubts, all of your folly. It's all in the game. Pete Holmes
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Ideally, a good pastor wants to empower a congregation to the point where they don't need him. You want everyone to leave feeling better. Pete Holmes
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There are elements of comedy that can be competitive and back stab-y, but one of the underreported sides is that we love each other and help each other, kind of like a messed up extended family. Pete Holmes
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I hate when pastors have a gay son and then they become pro-gay. Pete Holmes
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Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But words matter. They change our interior world. Have a great weekend. Pete Holmes
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I love 'Year One.' I read 'Year One' over and over again. Pete Holmes
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I think there's something so funny about Ram Dass. I was lucky enough to sit across from him at dinner once, and I got up the courage to tell him that he was my favorite comedian. Even though he's not a comic, he talks about showbiz in a certain way and understands that there's a presentation to it. Pete Holmes
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Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release. Pete Holmes
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When you slide into television, no one tells you exactly how manage expectations and work with your staff. Pete Holmes
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Sometimes I liken the comedian's lifestyle a little bit to a firefighter's in the sense that there's a lot of waiting and a lot of nothingness. And then there are moments of urgent firefighting. Pete Holmes
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My wife left me when I was 28 in real life. Pete Holmes
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Yeah, I had a talk show canceled. Okay, let's go back to the list of people who had talk shows canceled. Johnny Carson had his first talk show canceled. Jon Stewart. Letterman. Conan O'Brien, if you look at 'The Tonight Show' as a show that got canceled. Pete Holmes
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