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Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
American Comedian
Born: Jun 1, 1984
Comedy Life Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just hates America. Nikki Glaser
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I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. Nikki Glaser
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The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends talked me into signing up for a showcase on campus. Nikki Glaser
Me First Year Signing Boulder Performed Talked First Place Freshman Freshman Year Discovered Up Friends Campus After Place Showcase Ever
If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. Nikki Glaser
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I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it. Nikki Glaser
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I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk. Nikki Glaser
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I like putting myself in uncomfortable situations. Nikki Glaser
Myself Uncomfortable Putting Like Situations
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation. Nikki Glaser
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Why am I sharing this part of my life when it opens me up to judgment? But part of me wants to share that part of my life because I think non-monogamy is a normal thing for human beings to want. Nikki Glaser
Life Me My Life Judgment Think Share Part Sharing Opens Because Am Normal Up Human Want Human Beings Wants Beings Why Thing
I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No one is telling them to. But it might work for other people. Nikki Glaser
Work People Will Think Other Relationships Telling Open No-One Like Concept Accept Afraid Them Might
My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of it is about, well... I don't know why I feel this way, but I feel like every special or show I do is some variation on how I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. Nikki Glaser
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Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team. Nikki Glaser
Everything Collaboration Write Show Team
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked. Nikki Glaser
Humor Relatives Pretty None Been Friends Brand Shocked While Them Aware
I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I remember her being counter to everything I thought girls should be on TV, or whatever. I kind of liked her vibe. Nikki Glaser
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I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships or my family - I deal with it on stage in a passive-aggressive way, and that can be very harmful if it gets back to them, which it always does. Nikki Glaser
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