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Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
American Comedian
Born: Jun 1, 1984
Comedy Life Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. Nikki Glaser
Fear Abandonment Says Scared Stems Always Been Confrontation Therapist
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't realize how amazing it would be to have it. Nikki Glaser
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I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday. Nikki Glaser
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I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny. Nikki Glaser
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I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot! Nikki Glaser
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We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a sugar daddy thing. It's like financial domination, or something like that. These guys just want to give you money. Nikki Glaser
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I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have to say no when, really, I'm just like, 'Why wouldn't I? He doesn't want anything for it.' Nikki Glaser
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I'm in a relationship and have never been on Tinder as a single woman, but from what I have seen, I think it is always good to have a picture with an animal to show that you are kind. Nikki Glaser
Good Relationship You Woman Animal Seen Picture Single Think Kind Never Always Been Show
I remember thinking years ago about getting a half special, 'When you get that, that will be it. That will be all you need to feel validated in this world.' I feel like that special was just another set. Nikki Glaser
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I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. Nikki Glaser
College Kids Having Glad Anymore
I just want to open people's eyes to different things. Nikki Glaser
Eyes People Open Just Different Want Different Things Things
I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I found it, I was like, 'I know what I want to do'. Nikki Glaser
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It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my life than from my fellow female comedians. I attribute much of my success to some of them. Nikki Glaser
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Nothing really shocks me anymore. Nikki Glaser
Me Nothing Shocks Anymore Really
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried about how we looked, and so was the network. Nikki Glaser
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A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view. Nikki Glaser
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I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU. Nikki Glaser
Once Constantly Knew Got Material Wanted Working
A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do. Nikki Glaser
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I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on. Nikki Glaser
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I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked. Nikki Glaser
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My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that I don't want to stop doing makes you mad, I don't need to be with you. Bye!' And then he'd leave me. Forever. Nikki Glaser
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Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing would be incredible. Nikki Glaser
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I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's why I'm a comic. I'm deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn't a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That's why I need people's approval. Nikki Glaser
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That's the compliment I get most often - 'You guys are so honest.' Nikki Glaser
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Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. Nikki Glaser
Starve Worst Would Rather Nanny Than Again Homeless
Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow. Nikki Glaser
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