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Margaret Cho

American Comedian

Born: Dec 5, 1968

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

My life is anything but typical. Margaret Cho

Life My Life Typical Anything

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho

Funny Speak Parents Pretend Deal Very Anything English

I mean, what's great about touring is that's what you do. You're in a constant state of motion and then you stop to do a show and you move onto the next city. All you have to do is do the show. That's the only responsibility that you have. Margaret Cho

Great You Responsibility State City Constant About Only Onto Touring Motion Move Stop Mean Then Next Show

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin. Margaret Cho

Because Permanent Wanted Body Thin Damage

I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity. Margaret Cho

Good Woman Suffering Dignity Important Beauty Young Add Else Topic Fact Never Obsessed Importance Because Felt Dealing Get Anybody Young Woman Really Gravity Fat Appreciate

When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering the world. I need to do that, but before I can, I need to get over my fear of kids in the first place. Margaret Cho

Good Mom World Fear Example First Before Believe Kids Borders Over She First Place Get Children Place Loves Good Example Need

In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner. Margaret Cho

Heritage Born Because Always Korean Foreigner America Asia

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American. Margaret Cho

Love Manly Crows Counting Am American

My history in show business spans over a quarter of a century, and I have seen many people in the industry struggle with coming out, only to find much more success after they finally did. Margaret Cho

Success History Business Struggle People Seen Finally Out Find More Only Over Industry Quarter Coming Did After Spans Century Much Show Show Business Many

I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free. Margaret Cho

Love Comedy Free Think Too Filthy Everything Out Would Exactly Dirty Could Touring Mainstream Nobody Know Edgy Always Doing Go Sell Selling Dying If I Could Really Buying

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!' Margaret Cho

Teacher Great Me School Comedy Club Think Nights High Signing High School About Comedy Club Well Up May Inappropriate Now

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