Louis C. K. Quotes

Louis C. K.
American Comedian
Born: Sep 12, 1967
Just Life Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. Louis C. K.
Life My Life Few Lying Tried Years Hard Away Last Last Few Years
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. Louis C. K.
Time Capitalism Sides Some Pots Like Shattering Read Around Walking Donkey Maybe Where Foundations Things Need
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. Louis C. K.
Love You Negative Feelings About Parent Having Part Very Being Children Them Much Really Your Painful
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. Louis C. K.
Buy Art Me Okay Supplies Always
People don't talk to me on airplanes. Louis C. K.
Me People Airplane Talk
Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. Louis C. K.
Sometimes Try Before Take Head Clears Nap Shows
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Louis C. K.
You Woman Made Sick Would Guy Could He Part Said Heard Off Left Just Romantic Anything Ever Second
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K.
Smile People Dinner Lunch Kids Out Take Us
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. Louis C. K.
Work Good Great You Better Pressure Everything Hey Out Tell Feel Performance Like Comedian Comedians Well Make Because Lot Up Get Going Just Screwing Them Then Really Actor Set
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. Louis C. K.
Family Other Out Yell America Works Each
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. Louis C. K.
Responsibility Kids Out Feel League Like Terms Lot Times
There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. Louis C. K.
Suffering People Doing The Right Thing Evil Live Think Benefit Right Thing I Think Ourselves About Something Casually Excuse Know Doing Curious The Right Thing Interesting Much Really Right Thing
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' Louis C. K.
Saying Me You Wish Christian Think I Think I Can I Wish Could Putting Like Well Talking Because Hear Encountered Stop Whenever Why
It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. Louis C. K.
Alone Me Looking Everybody Kind Restaurant Eat Because Awkward
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. Louis C. K.
Extremely About Something Excited Boxing Always Been Loved
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. Louis C. K.
Great Struggle Together Feelings String Those Scene Never Had Great Stories Lot Stories Loved Movies Them Really Creating Moments Tones
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. Louis C. K.
Future Food Sometimes School Naked Kids I Can Kind Berserk See Dressed Throwing Stuff Because Around Go Going Just Being Where Two
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. Louis C. K.
Needs Me Money Resource Back Saw System Out Never Around Always Up Being Pools Then Viewed
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. Louis C. K.
You People Out True Almost Almost All Know Most Dead Were Did Them Ever
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. Louis C. K.
Life You Witness Possess Something Take Part
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it. Louis C. K.
Me You People Telling About Give Give Me Only Same Pitch Just Movie Million
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. Louis C. K.
Myself Car Care Other don't Care About Stuff Materialistic Cameras dont Care Things Two
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