Louis C. K. Quotes

Louis C. K.

American Comedian

Born: Sep 12, 1967

Just Life Me People Think You

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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. Louis C. K.

Regret Ex-Wife About Something More Like She Sort Sure How Making Material Did Goes Just Ask Really Careful

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. Louis C. K.

You People Problem See More More People Get Famous Choose Who

I don't have a brother in real life. Louis C. K.

Life Real Life Brother Real

I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know? Louis C. K.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. Louis C. K.

Comedy Approach Way Correct Mess Polite Accurate Just Even

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. Louis C. K.

You Talking Audience Who Aware

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' Louis C. K.

You Impossible Too Bosses Tours Cancel Separate Many

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. Louis C. K.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' Louis C. K.

Thought Divorced Well Got Goes Act

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. Louis C. K.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. Louis C. K.

Gay People Men Whatever Own Out Something Through Beat Come Go Up Very Survive Get Confident Who

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' Louis C. K.

Life Great Me You Woman Problem Old My Life Big Dilemma Once Says I See Out Wow See Like Great Thing Talk She Does Always Friend Big Problem Going Whenever While Old Friend Figure Therapist Profession Lets Her Thing

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' Louis C. K.

Me You Hate People Simple Christian Think Say Right-Wing Easy More Like Well How Been Lot Person Interesting Really

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. Louis C. K.

Try Sense Think Talk Makes Get Any Anyone

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. Louis C. K.

Hurt Everybody Name Like Household Household Name Anybody Wants Ketchup

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. Louis C. K.

People Nice Too Worry Kids Easy Deal Often Really Nice People

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