13 Louie Anderson Quotes for You to Enjoy

Louie Anderson

American Comedian

Born: Mar 24, 1953

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people. Louie Anderson

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I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life. Louie Anderson

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I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy. Louie Anderson

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All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. Louie Anderson

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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that. Louie Anderson

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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that. Louie Anderson

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas. Louie Anderson

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I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit. Louie Anderson

I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories. Louie Anderson

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When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images. Louie Anderson

I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art. Louie Anderson

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