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Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.

Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

American Comedian

Born: Jul 19, 1961

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Game, Old, Fire, First, White, Betty, Prize, Game Show, Show, Ever, Her

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