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Lewis Black
Lewis Black
American Comedian
Born: Aug 30, 1948
Funny Me People Think Time You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet. Lewis Black
Life You Think Visit Only Like Another Because Wonder Store Planet Reason Apple
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life. Lewis Black
Life You Remember Mother Matter Thought Rest College Parents Worry Broke About Tour Tour Bus Had Bought Because Still Going Just Just Because Bus Mean Sent Your
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not. Lewis Black
Me Though Feel Like Make Because Normal Friends Even
When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are. Lewis Black
Good You Lost Sense Think Some Seem Give Something Wrong Goods Schools Sort Least Common Common Good Then Your Fund-Raising Specific
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. Lewis Black
Birthday Big Guy Never Been
When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is. Lewis Black
You Think Unless Everything Horrible Take Because Anticipate Going Happiest Reason
I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people. Lewis Black
Work You People Could Bottle Put Felt Always Continue Send Offshore Note Communicating Much Chance Plays
Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!' Lewis Black
Home News Wait College Says See Nobody Hire Going Races Who
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever. Lewis Black
Art Confidence School Think Tendency Part Undermine Ballgame Go Art School Many Ever Things
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty. Lewis Black
Teacher Government Class Together Mother Father Parents Mines Only Until Were Middle Sixty Substitute Middle Class Worked Really Sea Designing Last
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