Joe E. Lewis Quotes

Joe E. Lewis
American Comedian
Any Drink Man Me Money You
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis
Me Water Say Someone Dirty Scotch Whenever Want Ask Thirsty
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Joe E. Lewis
Me You Man Money Will Bum Very Little Little Money Show
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. Joe E. Lewis
Losing Would General Given Points Had Taken Around Been Streak
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. Joe E. Lewis
Love Funny You Way Marry Well Might Taxes
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. Joe E. Lewis
Me You Man Pants Both Feet His Get Show Ground Who
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis
Me You Friend Show Pest Need
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. Joe E. Lewis
Remember Girl Chasing Still Them
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. Joe E. Lewis
Saying Time People Genius Right Thing Right Time Wrong Stevenson The Right Thing Right Thing
I drink to forget I drink. Joe E. Lewis
Drink Forget

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