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Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
American Comedian
Born: Apr 29, 1954
Funny Love Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. Jerry Seinfeld
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I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into. Jerry Seinfeld
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You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. Jerry Seinfeld
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When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy. Jerry Seinfeld
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I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them. Jerry Seinfeld
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You can be passionate about anything. Jerry Seinfeld
You About Passionate Anything
I like definitive things. Jerry Seinfeld
Definitive Like Things
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld
Game Treat Big TV Taking Also Baseball Baseball Game
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. Jerry Seinfeld
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Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. Jerry Seinfeld
Me Has-Been Bother Stern Well Doing Howard Stern Been His Years Impression Really
I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward. Jerry Seinfeld
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If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling. Jerry Seinfeld
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A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld
Pure Out Stuff Lot
You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture. Jerry Seinfeld
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A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake. Jerry Seinfeld
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I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads. Jerry Seinfeld
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Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me. Jerry Seinfeld
Me Writers Certain Certain Level Hard Keep Level
I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense. Jerry Seinfeld
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If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. Jerry Seinfeld
You Experience Stage Think Something Feel Chest Get Really Your Incomparable Right
There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don't really think most people really understand what they've seen. Jerry Seinfeld
People Seen Few Pay Enjoy Think Come Most Understand Very Few People Really Show Who Shows Appreciate
The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!' Jerry Seinfeld
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You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that. Jerry Seinfeld
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