Jay London Quotes

Jay London

American Comedian

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London

Me Personality Down Girlfriend Dating Bought She Said Fit Jacket

People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London

Me People Subscribe Read

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London

Family Cheese Say Intolerant Take Pictures Whole

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. Jay London

Training Military Roach Off Convinced Cockroaches Military Training Bomb Set

I saw a stationery store move. Jay London

Funny Saw Move Store

Do you know it was a year a ago today? Jay London

Today You Year Do You Know Know

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Jay London

Me Gear Boss Him Get Butt

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Jay London

Girlfriend Bought Fishnet Stockings Crabs Her

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London

Lonely Driving Road Here Tonight

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? Jay London

Know Does Doing Up Anybody Here

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London

Me Job Gave Booth Guy Questions Information Asked

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London

Buy Book Hair Out Falling Loss Going Pages Kept

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