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Jay London
American
Comedian
Asked
Bought
Know
Me
Said
You
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Jay London
Me
Personality
Down
Girlfriend
Dating
Bought
She
Said
Fit
Jacket
People read me but they don't subscribe.
Jay London
Me
People
Subscribe
Read
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London
Family
Cheese
Say
Intolerant
Take
Pictures
Whole
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Jay London
Training
Military
Roach
Off
Convinced
Cockroaches
Military Training
Bomb
Set
Do you know it was a year a ago today?
Jay London
Today
You
Year
Do You Know
Know
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
Jay London
Me
Gear
Boss
Him
Get
Butt
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
Jay London
Girlfriend
Bought
Fishnet
Stockings
Crabs
Her
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
Jay London
Lonely
Driving
Road
Here
Tonight
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
Jay London
Know
Does
Doing
Up
Anybody
Here
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Jay London
Me
Job
Gave
Booth
Guy
Questions
Information
Asked
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
Jay London
Buy
Book
Hair
Out
Falling
Loss
Going
Pages
Kept
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
Jay London
Pride
Cause
Had
Part
Named
Naming
Least
Private
Years
Privilege
After
Much
Nicknames
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