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Gilbert Gottfried
American
Comedian
Born:
Feb 28
,
1955
Comedy
Funny
Me
People
Work
You
Related authors:
George Carlin
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W. C. Fields
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
Gilbert Gottfried
Political
Correctness
Only
Accept
Political Correctness
Human
Just
Human Beings
Much
Beings
I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.
Gilbert Gottfried
Me
Song
Remember
Party
Tremendous
Crowd
Outside
Blasting
Hotel
Beverly
Beverly Hills
Like
Hills
Reaction
Felt
Were
Going
Being
Where
Movie
Afterwards
Then
Speakers
Show
Premiere
Moment
Cop
With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.
Gilbert Gottfried
Work
Morning
Me
Crazy
Club
Back
Finally
Jimmy
Those
Airport
Something
Hotel
Checking
Like
Doing
Leaving
Arriving
Bunch
Jackie
Going
Then
Next
Next Morning
Captain
Traveling
Row
Zoo
I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.
Gilbert Gottfried
Work
Me
Because
Always
Very
Person
Get
Getting
Plane
Planes
Vacation
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
Gilbert Gottfried
Funny
People
Comedy
Important
About
Most
Most Important Thing
Important Thing
Just
Being
Plain
Theories
Many
Thing
Nothing can help my comedy.
Gilbert Gottfried
Comedy
Nothing
Help
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
Gilbert Gottfried
Time
People
Too Much
Think
Too
Too Much Time
Lot
Hands
Much
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
Gilbert Gottfried
People
Control
Those
Constantly
Picks
Like
Remote
Up
Hitting
Just
Show
Even
Keep
Watching
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