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A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Born: Feb 28, 1955

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People, Wait, Walk, Husband, OK, Says, Minute, Couple, Looks, Around, Answers, Up, Ceiling, Upstairs, Apartment, Landlord, Much, Showing

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