Gary Owen Quotes

Gary Owen
American Comedian
Act Black Me People White You
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I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black. Gary Owen
Will Black Say Kids Always Mixed Wonder
There's still people who think me being married to a sista is an act. What, you think I'd make that up for a persona? Gary Owen
Me You People Think Married Make Still Up Persona Being Act Who
There's no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They're going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude. Gary Owen
Me People Black Hair White Out See Outfit New Come Like Tickets Comic Dude Sells Get Done Going
Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade. Gary Owen
Service Hope Me You People Problem Better Black Everything Airport Restaurant Give Ticket Look Because Go Waiter Upgrade Get Agent Notice

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