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Garry Shandling Quotes
Garry Shandling Quotes
Garry Shandling
American
Comedian
Born:
Nov 29
,
1949
Died:
Mar 24
,
2016
First
Funny
Love
Me
Think
You
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I'd like to do more acting.
Garry Shandling
More
Like
Acting
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.
Garry Shandling
Conflict
Crisis
React
How
Am
Human
Human Beings
Interested
Beings
I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out.
Garry Shandling
Day
Me
Fight
First
Immediately
Out
Ring
Exercise
Boxing
Said
Got
Passed
Very
Trainer
Controls
Breathing
Whoever
Started
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.
Garry Shandling
You
Woman
People
Kids
Only
Schooling
Because
Dogs
End
Up
Any
Paying
Who
Her
To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start talking and be funny on top of it.
Garry Shandling
Funny
You
Experience
Looking
Stage
Fathom
Everyone
Top
See
Onto
Thrown
Lights
Until
Talking
Because
Go
Manage
Cannot
Place
Them
Even
Actually
Start
My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?
Garry Shandling
You
Together
Walk
Seriously
Fire
First
Those
Circumstance
Out
Athlete
Cosmic
Hot
Like
Audience
Coming
Going
Just
Moves
Just One
Mean
Your
Show
Peak
Things
Tonight
Tonight Show
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.
Garry Shandling
Love
Funny
News
Reality
Enthusiasm
Own
David
Because
Curb
Than
Happier
Which
Reality Show
Realize
Your
Show
Larry
Watch
That's what we were exploring on 'Larry Sanders' - the human qualities that have brought us to where we are now in the world: the addiction to needing more and wanting more and talking more. We were examining the labels put on success - is it successful to be on TV every day, to be famous, to have a paycheck?
Garry Shandling
Success
Day
Every Day
World
Every
Addiction
TV
Brought
Examining
More
Put
Qualities
Talking
Were
Labels
Human
Famous
Where
Wanting
Us
Successful
Exploring
Paycheck
Human Qualities
Now
Larry
Needing
I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.
Garry Shandling
Me
School
Flame
Live
State
High
High School
Remind
Since
Ball
Been
Need
Alert
Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have.
Garry Shandling
Man
Suffering
Wonderful
Better
Humor
Incredible
Our
Way
Laugh
Dated
Troubles
He
Feel
Know
Because
Deal
Real
Wonderful Way
Much
Special
Who
Helped
Technique
Millions
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