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Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Comedian

Born: Feb 7, 1965

Comedy First Me People White You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. Chris Rock

Okay Movies

If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. Chris Rock

Comedy Club Find Comedy Club Go Camera Where Works

It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures. Chris Rock

Health People Problem Money Care Big Guess Weave Could Bought Like Health Care Insurance Lot Want Reason Credit Card Credit Card

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege. Chris Rock

Best Kids Most Privilege Being Fun Fun Thing Thing

I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes, or drive me to my mother's, so I'd be with my grandfather a lot. I used to watch him write his sermons. Chris Rock

I love what's happened to me, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be the president of the United States. Chris Rock

Love Me President States Kid Wanted Happened United United States

I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. Chris Rock

Live Spike Like Nancy Movie

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock

One-Man Doing Show Basically

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock

You Live Neighborhood Bad Get Getting While Shot

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock

College White White House House Make Makes Boy

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Chris Rock

You Before Properly Clean Cleaner Gets Room

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