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Carlos Mencia
American
Comedian
Born:
Oct 22
,
1967
Comedy
Funny
Me
People
World
You
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All this stuff that went down, the joke-stealing accusations, me not wanting to do 'Mind of Mencia' anymore. All these things made me look inside myself.
Carlos Mencia
Myself
Me
Mind
Made
Down
Inside
Stuff
Look
Accusation
Anymore
Wanting
Things
I don't do anything out of negativity anymore.
Carlos Mencia
Negativity
Out
Anymore
Anything
The cool thing about going to Vegas is that it's kind of like visiting a bunch of cities all at one time. All the shows and great restaurants leave you with a lot of options.
Carlos Mencia
Time
Great
You
Visiting
Cities
Kind
One Time
Restaurants
About
Vegas
Like
Leave
Lot
Bunch
Options
Going
Cool
Cool Thing
Shows
Thing
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.
Carlos Mencia
Great
Would
Would-Be
Unbelievable
How
Go
Barrier
Imagine
Shows I've done in war zones are the greatest. The first time I was in Iraq, I kid you not, I felt so uncomfortable having the troops say, 'Thank you.' It's so deep and heartfelt.
Carlos Mencia
War
Time
You
First
Thank You
Say
Kid
Having
Troops
Uncomfortable
Felt
First Time
Greatest
Iraq
Heartfelt
Thank
Done
Deep
Shows
Zone
When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.
Carlos Mencia
Uncle
Kid
Kids
Born
Given
Because
Aunt
Raise
I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it to be funny. If there's some darkness to it, or I think it's ill-willed or mean or not cool, then I won't do it.
Carlos Mencia
Funny
Family
Me
Darkness
Wife
Will
Thought
Joke
Think
Members
Some
About
Make
Doing
Family Members
Any
Mean
Then
Really
Cool
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