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Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal
American Comedian
Born: Mar 14, 1947
Great Life Love Me People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
In the late 1960s, I was working as an usher for the New York stage production of 'You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.' Billy Crystal
Good You Man Good Man Stage Late Charlie Charlie Brown Brown New York New York Working Production Usher
Believe me, happiness is not ticking off Walter Cronkite. Billy Crystal
Happiness Me Believe Cronkite Ticking Off
It is great seeing the fruits of your labor. The joy I have in watching my daughters with their kids is great, because they're doing a wonderful job, and the kids are fantastic. Billy Crystal
Great Joy Wonderful Job Kids Seeing Daughters Because Doing Labor Wonderful Job Fruits Fantastic Your Watching
My dad had two, sometimes three jobs. Besides running the Commodore Music Shop in Manhattan, he did jazz concerts, and he ran this great jazz label, Commodore. Billy Crystal
Music Great Sometimes Three Jazz Ran Jobs Besides Running Had He Concerts Label Did Shop Manhattan Dad Two
I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to auto shop. Billy Crystal
Teacher Day School Made Everything High High School Per Absent Junior Junior High Junior High School Office Same Shop Auto Taught Whenever Substitute English Sat
To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character. Billy Crystal
Funny Best Angry Character Me Characters Outrageous He Because Well-Rounded Got Romantic Little Mike Full Ever Play
When I'm not thrilled, I get funny. Billy Crystal
Funny Thrilled Get
My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself. Billy Crystal
Teacher Art Older Television Brother Rip Singer Himself Became Ultimately Producer Older Brother Actor
I never felt I had my 15, 16, 17 kind of years the way I maybe should have. It's a huge dent in you that it's hard to knock out and make it all smooth again. Billy Crystal
You Way Out Kind Never Had Knock Make Felt Smooth Years Huge Dent Maybe Again Should Hard
I'd stand on a coffee table, and my cousin Edith would give me dimes, and you put the dimes on your head... And when your forehead was full, show was over. Billy Crystal
Me You Coffee Would Table Give Give Me Put Head Over Forehead Cousin Stand Your Full Show Coffee Table
When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars. Billy Crystal
House Up Growing Growing Up Watch Oscars
I was always looking for something else to do most of the time, until I got into the acting program. Then, I really found myself. Billy Crystal
Time Myself Looking Else Something Something Else Most Until Always Got Then Really Acting Found Program
That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved. Billy Crystal
Love Funny Me People Feeling Odds Control Sundays High Like Greatest Still Quiet Getting Just Moved Being Them Much Really Moments Even
That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show? Billy Crystal
People Roast Concept Understand Go Want After Really Show Whole Awards
To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength. Billy Crystal
Day Strength Natural Further Guys Nobody Ball His Hit Than Mickey Mantle
The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me. Billy Crystal
Me Academy Been Very Gracious Oscars
I pride myself in being able to survive just about any situation on stage now. I can handle pressure. Billy Crystal
Myself Pride Pressure Situation Stage Able About Handle Survive Any Just Being To Survive Now
I've said, I never thought I rebelled. I never - I don't think I've ever had that period. You know, I just had to do what I had to do. You know, I was a good kid. Billy Crystal
Good You Thought Think Kid Never Had Do You Know Know Period Said Just Rebelled Ever
Time scares me: having enough time to do all the things that I want to do in life, just even in terms of forgetting about the business I'm in. Billy Crystal
Life Time Me Business Enough Enough Time Scares About Having Terms Forgetting Just Want Even Things
There used to be that you only had four or five critics that you would look to for intelligent conversation, but now there are millions of people who can just press 'send,' and everyone's got an opinion even if no one cares what they say. It makes things a little bit tougher. Billy Crystal
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People are always telling you you're done. Someone's always telling you that, especially now in the day of social media. Billy Crystal
Day You People Social Media Telling Someone Always Done Social Media Now
I watch old 'Truth or Consequences' on Hulu. 'Concentration.' And 'The Match Game' with Gene Rayburn. Billy Crystal
Truth Game Old Consequences Gene Concentration Match Hulu Watch
As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour. Billy Crystal
Driving Hour Left Goes As Far As Far Lane Miles Media
It's like being a gym rat, but you're a theater rat, and then that becomes your fraternity house. That becomes your extended family. Billy Crystal
Family You Rat Fraternity Gym Like House Becomes Being Theater Then Your Extended Extended Family
My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating. Billy Crystal
Together Wife Parents Took Dating Feel Like Looked Always How Still Being Loved Them
That's the thing that I'm really most proud of: that I'm still... people still would like to see me. I love seeing them. Billy Crystal
Love Me People Would See Seeing Like Most Proud Still Them Really Thing
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