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Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler

American Comedian

Born: Oct 16, 1956

Comedy Get Good Love People You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza. Andy Kindler

You Unless Wrong Terrible Go Pizza

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him. Andy Kindler

Circle Him Were Off Close Louis Really Harder

I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist. Andy Kindler

Work Never Been Lot Get Paid

Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact. Andy Kindler

Jimmy Fact Handsome

I can open up any can of worms and get people upset. Andy Kindler

People Worms Open Up Get Any Upset

My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage. Andy Kindler

Favorite Onstage Comedians Themselves Basically

If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn't work that way... I have no interest in hurting people's feelings. Andy Kindler

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I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America. Andy Kindler

Entertain Except America Trying Anything

My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere. Andy Kindler

State Took Those About Name Know Well Industry Came Off Up Manager Just Just One Stratosphere Things

I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny. Andy Kindler

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If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of. Andy Kindler

Good Everything Make Maybe Anything Fun Career

Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell. Andy Kindler

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You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off. Andy Kindler

When I started out in the late '80s, my act was pretty terrible, and for years, I kind of toiled in obscurity. I don't believe in a hierarchy in comedy; I feel that a person deserves respect the first time they get onstage, and after that, they just have to be funny and get more consistent. Andy Kindler

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I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act. Andy Kindler

You Assure Morgan Onstage Know Tracy Does Act

I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff. Andy Kindler

Try Everything Out Voice-Over Stuff Go Up Any Acting

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