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Alan King
American
Comedian
Born:
Dec 26
,
1927
Died:
May 9
,
2004
About
Father
First
Great
Me
You
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As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.
Alan King
You
Jokes
Yourself
Become
Older
More
Feel
Make
Becomes
Get
Censor
Sensitive
Harder
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
Alan King
Sports
Spend
Way
Favorite
Out
TV
Eating
Bed
Saturday
Watching
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