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W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields

American Comedian

Born: Jan 29, 1880

Died: Dec 25, 1946

Drink Even Me Never Water You

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Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. W. C. Fields

You Heart Will Long Live Worry About Your Last

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. W. C. Fields

Animals Bad Hates Children Anyone Who

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields

Snake See Case Bottle Like Also Handy Which Keep

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. W. C. Fields

Spilt Never Poisoned Over Cry Because Been May Milk

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields

Life Death Hope Lost Duty Everything Becomes Disgrace Including

I drink therefore I am. W. C. Fields

Drink Am Therefore

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. W. C. Fields

Prosperity Will Behind Far

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. W. C. Fields

Gone Living Cost Another Quart Dollar Up

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. W. C. Fields

Father Prison State Occupied Am Expert Electricity Chair Applied

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. W. C. Fields

Seen Neither Heard Children Again Should Ever

I must have a drink of breakfast. W. C. Fields

Breakfast Must Drink

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. W. C. Fields

Life Beautiful Experience Most Beautiful Drink Except Most Sleep

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do. W. C. Fields

Will Before See Paris Like Die Philadelphia

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields

Water Will Become Drink Never Afraid

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. W. C. Fields

Best Everything Come Know Get Flies Why Ever Here

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. W. C. Fields

Favorable Pocket Both Head

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