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It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid. Ray Bradbury

Good Stupid Mars Any Going Land

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. Ron White

You Class Stupid Take Pill Go Forever

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. Victor Hugo

Better Paradise Stupid Hell Would Would-Be Intelligent Than

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' Bill Engvall

Hate People Signs Stupid Say Wear Stupid People Just Should

My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid. Charles Kettering

Time You Man Stupid Right Thing Definition Sincere Fellow Knows Still Educated Done The Right Thing Who Right Thing

The role of a goalkeeper is difficult to judge, above all if you haven't been a goalkeeper. It's like me giving an opinion on someone's job without having had any experience in their sector. You start to realise how many stupid things are said and written about goalkeepers. Gianluigi Buffon

Me You Experience Judge Job Giving Stupid Difficult Sector About Someone Above Having Had Written Like Without Opinion Said How Been Goalkeeper Role Any Realise Many Things Start

I should like to save the Shire, if I could - though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them. J. R. R. Tolkien

A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains. Maxim Gorky

Good Man Good Man Stupid Bad Must Bad Man Still Brains

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. Mel Brooks

Work You Smart Stupid Well Politically Politically Incorrect Just Being Incorrect

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. Voltaire

You World Stupid Enough Must Also Succeed

You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around. Clint Eastwood

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. Friedrich Nietzsche

Man Woman Women Stupidity Men Stupid Cowardly Say

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. George Bernard Shaw

Man Stupid Duty Something He Stupid Man Always Doing His Ashamed

People couldn't understand why my mama would have this blind kid out doing things like cutting wood for the fire. But her thing was: He may be blind, but he ain't stupid. Ray Charles

People Fire Stupid Kid Out Would He Like Blind Understand Doing Mama May Wood Cutting Why Her Thing Things

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. Sam Levenson

Wise Simple Stupid Think Say Something Opposite Just

I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every one of these people is that they don't know it. They have no idea how incompetent or stupid they are. It's the exact opposite. They have the loftiest, highest self-image. Rush Limbaugh

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I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make. Bo Burnham

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