205 Plastic Quotes for You to Enjoy

When you unbox a My Little Pony or a Strawberry Shortcake doll, you were hit with a sweet, impossibly perfect fragrance of fresh, machine-made plastic oftentimes infused with floral and fruity notes to bring the toy to life. That third dimension of sensory experience made the toy so real to me. Trixie Mattel

I had operations up until I was 18, then revision on my scars to put back my eyebrows. So I've had a lot of what is called plastic surgery. And I have huge, huge respect for what that is. Trudie Styler

Respect Back Eyebrows Scars Had Put Until Operations Surgery Lot Huge Up Revision Then Plastic Plastic Surgery

My favourite game is wiffle ball, a fake version of baseball with a plastic ball and bat that's really for kids. Ty Burrell

Game Bat Kids Favourite Ball Fake Version Really Plastic Baseball

I am the despair of my accountant; I am the plastic bags of receipts. Val McDermid

Despair Bags Am Accountant Plastic Receipts

My body is what? Like 99 percent water or something. But I drink all of my water out of, like, plastic containers. You know what I mean? What is plastic? My body is not one percent plastic, but the way that I ingest the water that runs through all of my veins is almost strictly out of plastic. There's something wrong with that. Vic Mensa

You Water Strictly Way Out One Percent Runs Percent Something Drink Through Wrong Almost Veins Like Know Mean Body Plastic

I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... afraid of plastic bags blowing in the wind. I thought, 'How can Tucker have wolf in him? How can this be?' So I started researching it. W. Bruce Cameron

Dog Thought Wind Wolf Seemed Bags Him Read Because How Dogs Blowing Tucker Afraid Which Them Researching Plastic Started

I no longer believe in fad diets, crash diets... yes, I did have a jump-start because years ago I did get the liposuction and a tummy tuck, but I have to say that, if there is a poster child for plastic surgery and the jump-off to a new lifestyle, it would be me. Wendy Williams

Me Believe Say Would Would-Be Poster Poster Child Lifestyle Fad Longer New Because Surgery Years Years Ago Yes Child Get Did Tuck Diets Crash Plastic Plastic Surgery

I think, on a personal level, everybody, when you go through the checkout line after you get your groceries and they say, 'Paper or plastic?' We should be saying, 'Neither one.' We should have our own cloth bags. Woody Harrelson

Saying You Own Think Everybody Our Paper Say Neither Through Bags Go Line Get Personal Cloth Personal Level After Groceries Should Your Plastic They Say Level

Banning paper and plastic and making shoppers carry their groceries home in their mouths like dogs is just the thing to make a little tin humanist in the Obama West Wing think he's admiral of the Uzbek Navy. P. J. O'Rourke

Home Think Paper Carry Obama Admiral Wing He Like Make Making Dogs West West Wing Tin Mouths Just Banning Little Groceries Plastic Navy Humanist Thing