41 Lee Mack Quotes for You to Enjoy

Lee Mack

English Comedian

Born: Aug 4, 1968

About Comedian Comedy People Think You

I talk a lot when I'm nervous. Lee Mack

Nervous Talk Lot

I don't look at comedy as a sliding scale of offensiveness. Lee Mack

Comedy Sliding Scale Look

I don't understand why you would want to watch someone giving birth. Lee Mack

You Giving Birth Would Someone Understand Want Why Watch

I'm not a comedian who wants to spend far too long on stage. Lee Mack

Long Stage Too Spend Comedian Wants Far Who

I know comedians who go on weird day trips in order to have random experiences they can talk about. They'll go on their own to Thorpe Park waiting for something hilarious to happen. That's really sad. Lee Mack

Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or 13, my teachers start saying: 'Lee has started to joke around a lot in class.' After that, it's a steady graph of decline, with the jokes increasing and increasing. Lee Mack

Saying Class Jokes School Joke Looking Looking Back Increasing Back Kid Steady Around Lee Lot Off Get Reports Quite After Decline Then Teachers Graph Start Started

I've never been able to keep my finger on the pulse of fashion. Lee Mack

Fashion Pulse Able Finger Never Been Keep

If it's not a film in which Harrison Ford's wife is being kidnapped, I'm not interested; he's my hero. Lee Mack

Wife Hero Kidnapped He Ford Being Not Interested Which Interested Film

Comics were always the lowest rung on the ladder, front of cloth at the Royal Variety Performance. What that means is you're only there so Take That can set up behind the curtains. Lee Mack

You Ladder Rung Only Variety Take Performance Always Comics Were Up Front Behind Cloth Curtains Means Lowest Royal Set

I can remember weird things from way back, but not what I had for breakfast. Lee Mack

Remember Breakfast Back Way I Can Had Weird Weird Things Things

I was 38 when 'Not Going Out' began, and I was playing a 34-year-old who had a thing about his landlady. Lee Mack

Out About Had His Began Going Landlady Who Thing Playing

Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go. Lee Mack

Funny You Nothing Think Unless Counts Go Up Get Loads

I'm terrified of flying and have tried everything from prescription drugs to booze and herbal remedies. The only thing that works is Valium. I don't know why I'm so frightened - I think it's from seeing my mum freak out when I was young. Lee Mack

It's much harder to have a BBC One sitcom than to have a tour of stand-up. Lee Mack

BBC Tour Than Sitcom Much Harder

In British sitcoms, you can get five minutes of nothing before the story starts. Lee Mack

You Before Nothing Starts Minutes Five Get Sitcoms Story British

I never have fixed subjects that I discuss on stage. I never go on with any particular subjects in mind. Lee Mack

Mind Stage Never Particular Go Subjects Discuss Fixed Any

My kids would say I'm strict, but I don't think I am. Lee Mack

I Am Strict Think Say Kids Would Am

The problem isn't that there's not enough women in panel games. The problem is there's not enough women in comedy in general. Lee Mack

Women Problem Comedy Enough Panel General Games

The rules of comedy are, don't complain, it's a brilliant job. You complain, and you're seen as losing touch with reality. Lee Mack

You Reality Comedy Losing Brilliant Job Seen Complain Rules Touch