159 Nerd Quotes for You to Enjoy

I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. Brian Posehn

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I'm an athlete. I'm not a big golf nerd in that aspect. I'm not big on the history. Brooks Koepka

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If you're a nerd, just be a nerd. That's way better than a nerd who's trying to be a hipster. And if you are going to tell jokes, don't direct them at other people. Not only is it not funny, but it's also mean. Cecily Strong

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One thing I've realized is that being a nerd has transformed. I like that it's easier to read comic books and, like, 'Lord of the Rings' now. You don't have to get punched in the chest in the gym locker room for that anymore. Chris Gethard

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We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy. Chris Hardwick

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I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart. Chris Hardwick

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I was never really a nerd. I'm not really into comic books or Dungeons and Dragons or any of that kind of stuff. I was in drama class, and I'm a big movie and music buff. And I'm into sports. Christopher Mintz-Plasse

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I'm just a big old nerd. Claire Danes

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I'm not a nerd, I play one on TV. Curtis Armstrong

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At the age of 11 I was about 6 ft. tall and my voice had completely broken. That caused problems. I was this gangly, spotty, very unattractive kid. I wasn't cool and I wasn't a nerd. I didn't even want to fit in with anyone. Dan Stevens

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I'm a Christian, a wife, a mother, a homeschooler, a conservative, a citizen journalist, a talk radio host, an insatiable music nerd who plays a poor rhythm guitar, a blogger, a proud granddaughter of a sailor, and a proud tea partier in awe of the potential and the people in this movement. Dana Loesch

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I'm actually a sci-fi nerd on the inside; I just happen to be symmetrically put together on the outside. Dawn Olivieri

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I am pretty much a nerd, and I love to read. Dede Gardner

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Just because you wear a bow tie doesn't mean you're a nerd. Dhani Jones

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I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have a nerd character but you're kind of a cool guy, you're probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me. Ed Helms

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I was into all of the Pennsylvania teams at some point in my childhood. I would flip back and forth between the Pirates and the Phillies, and I was always a Steelers fan but not much of an Eagles fan. Then I became kind of a band nerd in school, and I went the music route. Ed Kowalczyk

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