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Brian Posehn
Brian Posehn
American Actor
Born: Jul 6, 1966
About Comedy Love Me Think You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out. Brian Posehn
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I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody. Brian Posehn
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What I think makes people nerds is just being obsessive. I think that's what nerdiness really is - its people who don't just passively like something, they get passionate about whatever they like. Brian Posehn
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I used to own a stuffed piranha, but I haven't seen it in years. I don't even know what happened to it. Maybe my wife didn't want it to make the move from the last house to this one. Brian Posehn
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I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it. Brian Posehn
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One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? Brian Posehn
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You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam. Brian Posehn
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I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out 'Depeche Mode.' Brian Posehn
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I'm not that smart, and I don't read things. Brian Posehn
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Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. Brian Posehn
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I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into. Brian Posehn
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I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. Brian Posehn
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I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do. Brian Posehn
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I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. Brian Posehn
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I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything. Brian Posehn
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I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me. Brian Posehn
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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me. Brian Posehn
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I had seen other comic friends of mine go to indie labels. Like David Cross and Pat Oswald went to Subpop, and Subpop didn't make total sense for me, but the metal version of that did. So I made a small list with Metal Blade, Prosthetic and couple of other labels, and Relapse was one of them. Brian Posehn
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I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought it was weird when guys like myself or Patton Oswalt or Dana Gould, these older guys, were called 'alternative' comedy. Brian Posehn
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I don't exactly fit well in leather pants, so I don't rock that look. I lost my hair a long time ago, so no hair-metal look, either. I had hair down to my belly button at one point, but I think that was the '90s. Brian Posehn
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I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.' Brian Posehn
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