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I wish I could always look like I've just finished a really good laugh.
Diane Lane
Good
Finished
Wish
Good Laugh
Laugh
Could
Like
Look
Always
Just
Really
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.
Dick Van Dyke
Love
Me
Political
Laugh
Entirely
Jon
Jon Stewart
He
Hour
Make
Him
Make Me Laugh
Does
Bill
Rough
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
E. W. Howe
You
Old
Laugh
Troubles
Learn
Anything
Grow
There's times when I'll be out in the middle of the track, standing in the curve, and I'll just laugh. 'What the heck am I doing right now? I'm sliding down the hill at crazy speeds and standing in freezing cold weather.'
Elana Meyers
Crazy
Weather
Down
Cold
Cold Weather
Speeds
Sliding
Laugh
Out
Hill
Freezing
Track
Am
Doing
Times
Just
Middle
Curve
Heck
Standing
Now
Right
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
Eminem
Sense Of Humor
Humor
Beginning
Sense
Laugh
Put
End
Going
Anybody
Album
Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
Epictetus
Laugh
Often
Much
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them.
Ethel Merman
Me
Laugh
Out
Facing
Audience
Gets
Any
While
Them
I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It's the little things in life that make me happy.
Faith Hill
Life
Day
Me
You
Happy
Every Day
Little Things
Try
Laughter
Every
Laugh
Find
Somehow
Make
Little
Really
Your
Reason
Each
Helps
Each Day
Things
Incorporate
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
Friedrich Schiller
First
Laugh
Point
He
Makes
Loses
Who
Jest
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Garrison Keillor
Food
Laugh
Out
Brother
Highlight
Making
Came
His
Childhood
Nose
Hard
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
George Santayana
Savage
Man
Fool
Will
Young
Older
Laugh
Wept
Young Man
Who
Older Man
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.
Gilbert Gottfried
Good
Hurt
People
Joy
Offended
Laugh
Pretend
Sport
Get
Then
Watch
Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability to look at themselves.
Jane Lynch
You
People
Somebody
Laugh
Inside
Ability
Fabulous
Look
Because
Making
Getting
Psyche
Themselves
Really
Means
Deep
Deep Inside
Thing
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
Jeff Dunham
People
Comedy
Wife
Job
Free
Free Speech
Believe
Addict
Jews
Gays
Laugh
Muslims
Blacks
True
Majority
Make
Sure
Comic
Hispanics
Form
Elderly
Whites
Standup
Last
Christians
Speech
Oh my God, my girlfriends are everything to me. They celebrate with you, they cry with you, they hold you when you need to be held. They laugh with you. They're mean with you! They're always there, and it's just a priceless thing to have.
Jennifer Lopez
God
Me
You
Celebrate
Everything
Laugh
Girlfriends
Priceless
Cry
Always
Oh
Just
Oh My God
Hold
Mean
Held
Thing
Need
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Jim Davis
Life
World
Everyone
Laugh
Dream
Write
Makes
Gag
I don't believe that we should never not talk to people we don't agree with politically. If you can make that person laugh, it's the first step to getting him to listen to change their mind.
John Waters
You
Change
People
Mind
First
Believe
Laugh
Never
Step
Talk
Make
Him
First Step
Person
Getting
Listen
Politically
Should
Agree
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp
You
Old
Drunk
Year
Kids
Miniature
Laugh
Out
Onto
Vomit
Like
Cry
Year-Old
Bump
Hit
Hanging
Hold
Them
Things
There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.
Joseph Roux
Good
People
Teeth
Those
Laugh
Fine
Cry
Hearts
Show
Who
I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.
Keith Moon
Love
People
Laugh
See
More
Make
Them
I don't talk to myself or anything, but sometimes I say things and I laugh at myself. Sometimes you have to make fun of yourself.
Kellie Pickler
Myself
You
Yourself
Sometimes
Say
Laugh
Talk
Make
Anything
Fun
Things
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.
Kevin Hart
Mom
Better
Comedy
Problems
Word
Fans
Honestly
Say
Release
Laugh
Battles
About
Give
Weight
Talk
Talking
Deal
Got
How
Passing
Chest
Off
Personal
Lack
After
Biggest
Therapy
Away
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
Kristen Wiig
Christmas
Me
Will
Laugh
About
Something
Make
Make Me Laugh
Always
Sweater
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
Larry the Cable Guy
People
Sometimes
Seriously
Nice
Too
Finally
Way
Bit
Laugh
Out
Silliness
Take
Loosen
Go
Up
Just
Little
Mean
Little Bit
Mean People
Themselves
It took me two years to walk around a chair with ease; it took me another two years to learn how to laugh onstage - and I had to learn everything.
Laurence Olivier
Me
Walk
Took
Everything
Ease
Laugh
Onstage
Had
Learn
Another
Around
How
Years
Chair
Two
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
LeBron James
Joke
Easily
Laugh
Distracted
Very
Get
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