1282 Laugh Quotes for You to Enjoy

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom. Steven Wright

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Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at. Steven Wright

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I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh. Stuart Rose

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If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Sue Johanson

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My belief system is that you laugh at racism, and that's how it goes away. Sung Kang

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I say, 'I write romance, women's fiction, chick lit.' I think it all fits very comfortably under the same umbrella. Basically, I write books for women - books about relationships: books that make you laugh and sometimes make you cry a little. Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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When I ask the young people from California why they want to go to New York, and the ones from the East why they're determined to go West, I hear what you'd expect: new challenges, different weather, boyfriends, girlfriends, to make a name... They laugh when I say, 'But your poor mother.' Susan Estrich

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I cannot stand all the people who take themselves very seriously, who cannot just laugh at themselves. Sydney Brenner

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At every premiere, I stand in the back, I never sit, worrying. And then maybe I hear them laugh or whatever, and the muscles unclench a little. But always, I feel like it's a fluke, that I'll never be able to do it again. Sydney Pollack

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller

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Gentrification always makes me laugh. People complain about traffic. Live in Atlanta! You can't have it both ways; you can't live in an incredible city and not expect it to get congested. T. J. Miller

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I laugh, cry, go for movies, eat popcorn. All these things are pretty relaxing for me. Tabu

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I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down. Taran Killam

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I think what human beings need is to be able to laugh at the absurd, hold on to ambiguity, and learn to love nuance, instead of making everything one or the other, and structurally, so much of the Internet and online publishing doesn't have room for any of that. Tavi Gevinson

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More and more, I find that I love doing comedies; that instant gratification that you get on stage when they laugh at you feels really good. Taylor Louderman

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I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny. Teddy Thompson

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People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance. Terry Zwigoff

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