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T. J. Miller

American Actor

Born: Jun 4, 1981

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There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. T. J. Miller

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By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough to understand every aspect of it, so you can more effectively make fun of it. T. J. Miller

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Some people in Silicon Valley are as bad as the 'Koch Brothers', you know? Don't be mistaken. For every some of those, though, you get people who come up with something like 'Leafly', which does what 'Yelp' has done, but in a much more specific way, and it's important because it's the dawn of this new era. T. J. Miller

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I actually prefer Twitter as a medium, and I also got into Periscope for a second, but I'm still trying to figure out what to do with it. I can't figure out if the only important thing about it is the live broadcast, or if it's an interesting kind of way to log what you do. T. J. Miller

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I always like to have a buffer between me and journalism in general. Not just a reporter, but journalism. T. J. Miller

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It is good to connect to someone who reminds you that you have some real authenticity. T. J. Miller

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I do comedy to give people an ephemeral escape from the tragedy that permeates everyday life. T. J. Miller

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Listen to my voice - I sound like I'm permanently congested. T. J. Miller

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I consider everybody who takes themselves seriously to be a little bit off. And Silicon Valley seems to be the most effusive about how important their contributions are to society. T. J. Miller

Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content. T. J. Miller

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I'm interested in morality and mortality, and 'Deadpool' kind of has all of these themes. T. J. Miller

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I think by now if people hire me, they know I'm going to improvise. I'm an improviser by trade. T. J. Miller

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I don't get along much with myself. T. J. Miller

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Russell Brand is lovely, even though he's a weirdo. T. J. Miller

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When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one who first made me do stand-up. She's the origin of the whole thing; it's all her. In high school in Denver, that was kind of the beginning of it all. T. J. Miller

People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars. T. J. Miller

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Unfortunately, in the race to the most douchebaggery, Silicon Valley is fast in gaining on Hollywood. That race is neck and neck. T. J. Miller

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I listen to 'deep dish house'. T. J. Miller

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I'll invent a lie. Ricky Gervais has done anything interesting since 'The Office'. There's a lie right there. T. J. Miller

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Gentrification always makes me laugh. People complain about traffic. Live in Atlanta! You can't have it both ways; you can't live in an incredible city and not expect it to get congested. T. J. Miller

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When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body. T. J. Miller

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