473 Lady Quotes for You to Enjoy

I doubt I'll ever retire, but if I do, I see myself as the little old Parisian lady pushing her trolley from the supermarket to her apartment. Everyone needs a pipe dream. Catherine Martin

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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death. Dick Gregory

Death You Mother Christian Tell Would Tried She Stomp Lady Planet Sweetest Who Lived Ever Her Jesus

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation. Flip Wilson

You Sung Could Had Ovation Lady Ask Standing Fat

A man's man is respectful, he's honorable, he's loyal, he's sensitive, he's strong, he's tough, he's well-groomed, he has a sense of humor - and he takes care of himself and his lady. Frank Vincent

Man Sense Of Humor Strong Care Humor Tough Sense Honorable Respectful He Takes Himself His Lady Sensitive Loyal

When you're a man, you want to make decisions for your family, and sometimes the lady doesn't see what you see. Future

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. Jane Austen

Good Stupid Gentleman Pleasure Must Person Lady Who Novel

I was a very romantic, overly dramatic young lady, which served me well as a songwriter. Especially as someone who had to focus on lyrics and melody, because if you're a dramatic and romantic person, lyrics come easy, and you turn every single short-term relationship into the biggest 'Romeo-and-Juliet' story ever. Jane Wiedlin

Me Relationship You Focus Single Young Every Dramatic Lyrics Melody Easy Someone Had Songwriter Come Well Because Overly Very Person Lady Romantic Biggest Story Which Short-Term Young Lady Turn Who Ever Served

My mother taught us to play baseball, to bake a cake, to play fair - she beat the living daylights out of us sometimes, and she loved us with all her heart; she taught her favorite poets, and there is no child care in the world that will ever be a substitute for what that lady was in our life. Janet Reno

Life Heart World Sometimes Cake Mother Care Will Living Our Favorite Out Poets Beat Fair Bake She Child Child Care Taught Lady Substitute Loved Us Baseball Ever Play Play Baseball Her

What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. Kate McKinnon

Love Crazy You Giving About Cat Very Lady To Love

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high. Ken Kesey

High Over Until Gets Lady Fat

The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. Lady Gaga

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Tipping your hat to a lady is good form. If you're at a dinner table, you'd most certainly take your hat off - cowboy hat, baseball hat, or otherwise. Lyle Lovett

Good You Dinner Otherwise Hat Dinner Table Table Take Most Off Cowboy Cowboy Hat Tipping Lady Form Your Certainly Baseball

This lady is not for turning. Margaret Thatcher

Lady Turning

If you can't read, the only thing you can do is enjoy the pictures, not the whole story. Reading is the key to knowledge. Knowledge is the key to understanding. So read on, young man! Read on, young lady! Mr. T

Knowledge You Man Key Reading Understanding Young Enjoy Only Pictures Read Lady The Only Thing Story Young Lady Young Man Whole Thing

Judas betrayed Jesus. Lady Red betrayed John Dillinger. Those things happen. Mr. T

Those John Betrayed Red Judas Lady Happen Things Things Happen Jesus

Remember that whatever may be said by a lady or her friends, it is not part of conduct of a gallant or generous man to take up arms against a woman. Sam Houston

Man Woman Remember Whatever Take Part Generous Arms Said Up Conduct Friends May Lady Against Gallant Her

I am the princess of G.O.O.D. Music, the first lady of G.O.O.D. Music, the baby of G.O.O.D. Music. I'm kinda the spoiled brat right now. I could get whatever I want. Teyana Taylor

Music First First Lady Whatever Baby Kinda Could Spoiled Spoiled Brat Princess Am Get Brat Lady Want Now Right

For a change, lady luck seemed to be smiling on me. Then again, maybe the fickle wench was just lulling me into a false sense of security while she reached for a rock. Timothy Zahn

Me Change Fickle Sense Luck Security Seemed Reached She Smiling Rock False False Sense Maybe Just Lady While Again Then

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. Tina Fey

You Man Comedy Old Down Laugh Dress Writers Push Like Make Audience Up Lady Want Stairs Old Lady Actual Her

When my grandchildren ask, 'Where were you when Donald Trump took a sledgehammer to Lady Liberty?' I want to make sure I can tell them I was there protecting America. Tom Perez

You Liberty Took Tell Protecting Make Sure Were Trump America Donald Donald Trump Where Lady Want Grandchildren Them Ask

'The Iron Lady' is not a biopic. Phyllida Lloyd and Meryl Streep coined it 'King Lear for girls.' Abi Morgan

King Girl King Lear Meryl Meryl Streep Lear Iron Lady

I think Lady Gaga is great and is changing pop music and bringing back a certain rock 'n' roll spirit, swagger to the game. Adam Lambert

Music Great Game Think Changing Back Spirit Rock Rock-N-Roll Roll Lady Lady Gaga Gaga Swagger Pop Certain Pop Music Bringing

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